-> "Dancing's Unappealing"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing on the Ceiling"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dancing's Unappealing"
The Lyrics
Boo!
Please stop shakin' your rear
Act itself ain't wrong, what is wrong here
The way you're movin' ain't right
You have no sense of rhythm
Supposed to be ti-i-i-i-ight
Oh, I am reeli-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappeali-in'
No groove I'm feeli-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappeali-in'
Yeah, it is not...very good
It's quite far from great, weaker than balsa wood
It looks like you're jerkin' from 'lectric sho-ocks
Ooh, far too irregularly
Mike Jackson, you're no-o-o-o-ot
Oh, I am reeli-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappeali-in'
Oh, mood you're killi-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappealin'
Oh, oh, I'm still reeli-in'
Cause your dancin's unappealin'
No, won't be tippi-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappealin' (come on!)
Boo!
Really crappy
Don't feel any music in your soul
Your rhythm isn't tight
You're only bopping your head up and down
Can't do that right
You're barely busting half a move, it's shi-ite
Try to go to town
Shake your hips around
All I do is frown
So get off, you're no use
Just a hack, waste of this tight groove
No worse dancer than you in to-own
You think you're hot? That's bollocks
Fall when you try to get do-o-o-own
Oh, I am reeli-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappeali-in'
Oh, joy you're sappi-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappeali-in'
Oh, I'm still reelin', buddy
Cause your dancin's unappealin'
You suck at danci-in'
Yeah, your dancin's unappeali-in'
Woah!
You suck!
Get off now
Shouldn't have started
Cause your timing's made of ass
Get off!
Cause your dancin' is shit
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh, I am reeli-i-in'
Cause your dancin's unappeali-in'
No sense of timi-i-in'
So your dancin's unappealin'
Oh, I'm still reeli-in'
Cause your dancin's unappealin'
Please stop the danci-i-in'
Cause it's really unappealin'
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