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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Tree"

Original Song Title:

"Centuries"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Tree"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "50 Shades of Pop" self-challenge. Those who celebrate Christmas in a way which involves presents may have had to deal with the occasional bad gift. Kinda like this guy, except without the "occasional" part...
Fa la la la la la-la la
Fa la la la la la-la la
Fa la

Both my eyes, they roll
Because of what I behold
You've got to be kidding me-e
These gifts beneath the Christmas tree-ee
A bad joke, a jape
Filming my wild take
At the crap you've given me-e
As gifts beneath the Christmas tree
La-a-a-ame ya, so la-a-a-ame
La-a-a-ame ya
These gifts beneath the Christmas tree

Half is crap I ju-ust don't nee-eed
You think that I do-o, but plea-ease
I've got enou-ough socks
Shirts, I've got a-a lot
Really shouldn't be that hard
I buy my own important thi-ings
To get them for Christmas is disappointi-ing
If you'd made them by hand
These feelings could be quelled
But these are off the rack, so what the hell?
Fa la la la la la-la la
Fa la la la la la-la la
Fa la

I know the joke's old
"Clothing for Christmas? How bold"
But still you have given me-e
Crap gifts beneath the Christmas tree-ee
It's far from okay
Tie's an awful shade
And I don't wear ties, you see-ee
Crap gifts beneath the Christmas tree
La-a-a-ame ya, so la-a-a-ame
La-a-a-ame ya
These gifts beneath the Christmas tree (what's in this box?)

It's an old vide-eo ga-ame
That I already own twice o-over, gee-eez
You say that you know me
But this proves that's a lie
Can't have been hard to check what I, I have
I've done the same for you and guess what?
You loved my gift of Skyrim
And Borderlands 2
A little research goes a long way, dude
Fa la la la la la-la la
Fa la la la la la-la la
Fa la

Too tough as I scold?
Demeanour's become too cold?
Not new what you've done to me-e
Left crap beneath the Christmas tree-ee
Ain't the first time, mate
You've done this, it grates
Since I've known you, always lea-eave
Crap gifts beneath the Christmas tree
La-a-a-ame ya, so la-a-a-ame
La-a-a-ame ya
These gifts beneath the Christmas tree

Ev'ry Secret Santa
Goes wrong becau-ause of you
May be a good wrapper
Delays the le-etdown, dude
Fa la la la la la-la la
Fa la la la la la-la la
Fa la la la la la-la la
Fa la la la la la-la la
Fa la

I know it's the thought
That's what counts, but there is nought
Of that here, believe in me-e
Such crap beneath the Christmas tree-ee
And what hurts more, mate
Birthday gifts were ace
I don't get why you still lea-eave
Such crap beneath the Christmas tree
La-a-a-ame ya, so la-a-a-ame
Tell me you kept the recei-eipt (la-a-a-ame ya)
For what's beneath the Christmas tree

I really hope there isn't a lack of an update on Friday, otherwise the intended timeliness will be screwed. This is important to me because I rarely do this kind of thing (only twice before: once for Halloween and the other timing my 500th parody with my 23rd birthday).

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Jeff Reuben - December 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Timely, and well done! I'm a Fallout Boy fan, enjoyed this.
John Lomain - December 26, 2015 - Report this comment
DKTOS but nice parody

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