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Song Parodies -> "Cursed"

Original Song Title:

"Hurts"

Original Performer:

LANY

Parody Song Title:

"Cursed"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

PUT IT BACK
Here we go again, no-one has a brain
Keep unearthin' stuff that it's pretty clear should stay
Come on, man, there's been five Indiana Jones
Films that prove it's bad bringin' to light ancient crap, dopes

It all seems fine, real harmless at first
But I won't tempt fate, my money's on: that thing is cursed
Photos would be fine, text would also work
'Cause I'd hate to die, my money's on: that thing is cursed, oh-oh

I don't wanna see zombies risin' up
Or some demons munch upon the whole world for their lunch
Some ancient beast will rise and summon swarms of bees
Pull the lever on this world's demise, easy to see

I don't know why you don't think the worst
Will come, you're insane, my money's on: that thing is cursed
Claim it'll be fine, a quick look can't hurt
Great last words, no lie, my money's on: that thing is cursed, oh-oh
Yeah-eah-eah, oh-oh-oh
My money's on: that thing is cursed, oh-oh

We've all gone through hell these last few years, stop
Already bad right now so let's not hope we've got good luck

Leave it behind, it's best undisturbed
The penance is pain, my money's on: that thing is cursed
Won't end up alright (end up alright), not fun when it hurts (not fun when it hurts)
Re-bury that shite (re-bury that shite), my money's on: that thing is cursed, oh-oh-oh (whoo!)
Yeah-eah-eah, oh-oh-oh
My money's on: that thing is cursed, oh
Yeah-eah-eah, oh-oh-oh
My money's on: that thing is cursed, oh-oh

Do you want demons? 'Cause that's how you get demons.

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