-> "Can't Stand Brussels Sprouts"
Original Song Title:
"Burning Down the House" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Stand Brussels Sprouts"
Cause right next to my carrots
That I just can't stomach
It's a simple fact that I
Can't stand brussels sprouts
Tiny green balls of vomit
No other way to say it
Why can't Mum give me a break?
I hate brussels sprouts
Broccoli, I'm fine with that
Peas, I'll eat 'em by the score
But of the veggies, I fea-ear
Brussel sprouts, I'd rather starve
That's just how my tastebuds are
Boil or fry 'em, they're dire
You gave me these on purpose
I'll use them as projectiles
No way that you'll get me to eat
These damn brussels sprouts
I won't eat them, cause my face
Would screw up, turn puke green and melt
Fine, I exaggera-ate
But no lie here: I will hurl
And it would make a pungent mess
That would be such a wa-aste
Hate these brussels sprouts
I'll trade you for your corn, please
What about your spare roast beef?
I'm trying to compromise here, please
Take my brussels sprouts
These green grenades I do abhor
When was the last time I had them?
I think close to forever
"My tastebuds might have changed" you bet
I'll try one now, hope for the best
Oh sweet Lord, tastes like tires!
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