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Song Parodies -> "Can't Summarise"

Original Song Title:

"The Other Side"

Original Performer:

Jason Derulo

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Summarise"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. Random Dude loves Popular TV Show. Random Dude's Friend wants to know everything about it...but not by watching. That takes effort!
Look at me grinnin'
I love this te-elly show, it's true
Want to be spillin', uh
The best pa-art (whole thing) to you-ou
You won't come over, yeah-eah-eah-eah
To watch it wi-ith me like a-a douche, uh
Not nice, I know it
But I'm just so-o fed up with you-ou
You're always askin' "What happened this week?"
But I just can't so easily
There was just so much shit, so when you sa-ay
"Just su-um it u-up, okay?"

I've trie-ie-ied
Bu-ut I just can't summari-ise
A-All the things that happened last ni-i-ight
There's no-o way I can summari-ise
The se-eventeen competin' plot li-ines
And I know that you wou-ould like the show
Based on ho-ow oft you goad me to spi-ill the beans, bro
Some I'm, li-i-ike
I-I can't substitute it, ri-ight
Impo-ossible, can't summari-ise

Can't do it justice, ee-yeah-eah
Can't act as we-ell as all tho-ose guys (gu-u-uys)
The jokes get buste-e-e-e-e-e-ed, haha
When I forge-et the da-amn pu-unchli-ine
I don't get why you come and plead to me
When I can't do it well, so please
Go find a wiki or TV Tropes pa-age
And rea-ead the da-ay away

Cause I-I-I
Wa-ant to but can't summari-ise
Su-urely there's a tumblr onli-i-ine
To re-ecap, sum up, summari-ise
The plo-ot of the one show that I li-ike
That you won't friggin' wa-atch on your own
What? You ca-an't? That's a load, know you wa-atch other shows
And so I-I-I
Wo-on't indulge your lazy hi-ide
And wa-aste my time, won't summari-ise
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (fi-ifty characters, oh my-y)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (no da-amn way I can summari-ise)

It wouldn't take long, bud, to grab a seat (mmm-mmm-mmm-uh-uh-uh)
Pull up a chair (yeah-ee) right next to me (yeah)
Open a bag of chips, small lemona-ade
And wa-atch the sho-ow all da-a-a-ay

Cause I-I-I
Si-imply cannot summari-ise
A-All the thing that unfold each ni-ight ('fraid it's true-ue, yeah)
Just too-oo much lore to summari-ise (too much, bu-uddy-y-y-y-y)
It doe-oesn't help that ev'ry damn ti-ime (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
That you go and forge-et ev'ry mote (oh-ho-oh-oh no-o)
Of the lo-ore that I told you last ti-ime, which just blows
And so I-I-I-I'll (and so I-I-I-I'll)
Le-end you the boxset, so I-I (leave me, leave me)
Won't wa-aste time tryna summari-i-ee-ee-i-i-i-i-ise
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (tru-ust me, man, can't summari-i-i-ise)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (I trie-ied my best, can't summari-ise)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (I-I'd just stream the show onli-i-i-i-ine)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (and no-ot make my ass summari-ise)
If I were you-ou, bro

No, I didn't have any specific show in mind. If I did, I'd include references. Which is kinda summarising. Which is just what Random Dude's Friend wants. And screw that guy!

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