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Song Parodies -> "Block the Virus Core"

Original Song Title:

"Walk the Dinosaur"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Was (Not Was)

Parody Song Title:

"Block the Virus Core"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A man is watching a terrible movie late one night and is about to give up when he hears...the line.
Boom, boom, what a lotta nonsense, boom
Boom, boom, lotta nonsense, boom, boom
Boom, boom, what a lotta nonsense, boom
Boom, boom, lotta nonsense, boom, boom
Boom, boom, what a lotta nonsense, boom
Boom, boom, lotta nonsense, boom, boom
Boom, boom, what a lotta nonsense, boom
Boom, boom, lotta nonsense, boom, boom
Boom, boom, what a lotta nonsense, boom
Boom, boom, lotta nonsense, boom, boom
Boom, boom, what a lotta nonsense, boom
Boom, boom, lotta nonsense, boom, boom

A lot of sci-fi films where the quality is low
Simply don't give a shit when there's computers that might blow
The set is half on fire, the actin's not that high
Spew dialogue so tired that my yawn's near drowned this line
"Go block the virus core" Say what? A virus core?

Film was a bore, now drops my jaw
Did they say to block the virus core?
Lost in a snore, think number four
Then they said to block the virus core
No longer bored, I'm now in awe
Since they said to block the virus core
Gotta be more bullcrap in store
Must know how they'll block the virus core

Boom, boom, what a lotta nonsense, boom
Boom, boom, lotta nonsense, boom, boom (ah-ah-ha-ooh-oh-oh)
Boom, boom, what a lotta nonsense, boom
Boom, boom (oh), lotta nonsense, boom, boom

At first my eyes were glazed, this whole movie was a joke
But now I've been engaged by the use of awful tropes
It seems to think the internet has not quite progressed far
Beyond dial-up, it's total dreck, but what made me laugh hard
"Go block the virus core" Say what? A virus core?

Film was a chore, I did abhor
Then they said to block the virus core
Now I need more of this cheese lore
Find out how they'll block the virus core
Each scene a chore but that's no more
Once they said they'll block the virus core
Cared not before, but that's of yore
Tell me how how they'll block the virus core

I'm not one for techno talk
But I know when somethin's off, for example: that simply is not
How a virus friggin' func-func-functions, twit
Least by one definition, might have to re-read
After the next scene

Oh-oh-oh-oh
Okay, I can't tell lies, though I may be quite the nerd
I have no base to point out mistakes like some rude jerk
Just assumed that some Z-movie with no budget or score
Doesn't know a thing or three about technologic lore
"Go block the virus core" Say what? A virus core?

Film was a bore, sleep fought a war
Did they say to block the virus core?
Chips on the floor, close to the door
Then they said to block the virus core
And then my jaw straight hit the floor
Since they said to block the virus core
Bad line, for sure, I must know more
Must know how they'll block the virus core
CG so poor, film was a chore
Then they said to block the virus core
I must see more, ten times for sure
Find out how they'll block the virus core
I slammed my door, so I'd hear more
Once they said they'll block the virus core
No longer bored, not anymore
Tell me how how they'll block the virus core

Boom, boom, what a lotta nonsense, boom
Boom, boom, lotta nonsense, boom, boom
Boom, boom, what a lotta nonsense, boom
Boom, boom, lotta nonsense, boom, boom
Boom, boom, what a lotta nonsense, boom
Boom, boom, lotta nonsense, boom, boom
Boom, boom, what a lotta nonsense, boom
Boom, boom, lotta nonsense, boom, boom
Boom, boom, what a lotta nonsense, boom
Boom, boom, lotta nonsense, boom, boom

Certainly is an odd way of phrasing it. Almost like it was only written like that so that it'd rhyme with "dinosaur" but that'd be silly.

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Agrimorfee - September 11, 2018 - Report this comment
This was excellent. I recently acquired the What Up Dog album and listened to "WtD", so it was refreshed in my mind quite well. Nice rhyming subs all around! No cuss words, either.

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