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Song Parodies -> "Trousers"

Original Song Title:

"Flowers"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Trousers"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Cut the Flowers" self-challenge. Adulting! It's a pain, isn't it?
Isn't good turning old
Relatively, no grey soul
Living by yourself hurts
When you don't know how shit works
Mmm-mmm, I think it's real important to be a little nice
When you hit milestones, no matter how slight

I can buy myself trousers
Cook two foods that aren't fast
Grocery shop for hours
To find where bargains are had
Basic level adulting
Should I be proud I did that?
Yeah, 'cause I thought I'd never manage, man

Thought that I'd never, I thought that I'd never make it
Sure that I'd never, so sure that I'd never make it

Standard tales that you get
In millennial-filled threads
They're so lost, full of debt
Never taught this stuff as a kid
Ooh-ooh, I dreaded coming to that stage, that "how for do?" ain't nice
So don't mock my small victories in life

I can buy myself trousers
Have clean dishes that stack
Chat with my friends for hours, yeah-eah-eah
'Bout petrol prices, it's mad
Crowd-source all this adulting, eh, eh-eh
Not weird I'm proud of that
Yeah, 'cause I thought I'd never manage, man

Sure that I'd never, so sure that I'd never make it
Thought that I'd never, I thought that I'd never make it
Sure that I'd never, so sure that I'd never make it
Thought that I'd never, I (ooh, I)

Sure wish that I could help you, just have to give me time
Winging through life can leave you kinda dry

I can buy myself trousers, uh-uh-huh-uh
Book appointments like that
Then give myself an hour, yeah-eah-eah
To vacuum up the whole flat (all of my filth)
Constant work, this adulting, yeah-eah-eah
Total pain in the ass
Yeah, thought I couldn't ever, damn
Yeah, thought that I would never manage that

Sure that I'd never, so sure that I'd never make it (ah-ah)
Thought that I'd never, I thought that I'd never make it (manage that)
Sure that I'd never, so sure that I'd never make it
Thought that I'd never, I

Was considering interpolating my "When I Was Your Man" parody since Miley did the same to the original but the original topic felt a bit too specific to repeat, especially given how short the lines are in this song. Oh, what could have been...

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