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Song Parodies -> "All The Mobile People"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"All The Mobile People"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I love Beatles songs. They're SO easy to parody. So easy, I can get one done in one hit! Like 'Really Bad Drivers' or this one, for Decathlon 2.0
Oh, look at all the mobile people
Oh, shut up all you mobile people!

Eleanor Rigby
Picks up her phone when it rings with a song by Akon
A catchy song
Speaks really loudly
As if we all need to know that she is popular
Brain left in jar

All the mobile people
Why can't they leave the room?
All you mobile people
Turn down your ringtone tune!

Father McKenzie
Preaching a powerful sermon when someone's phone rings
Some song by P!nk
Look at him waiting
Can't they say 'I can't talk now I'm in church!' then hang up?
But they never stop

All the mobile people
Why can't they all shut up?
All you mobile people
Don't EVER yell 'Wassap!'

Ah, can't you shut up mobile people?
Ah, sick of all these mobile people

Eleanor Rigby
Delays the sermon for hours until she says 'Bye!'
I wonder why
Father McKenzie
Didn't go try to stop her habit once and for all
He had no gall

All the mobile people
Their habit still goes on
All the mobile people
Still yack upon their phone
Nothing like a Beatles rip to relax your skills after a brutal Aerosmith rip.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 21

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Matthias - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Something about you and phones Conquerer, your best parodies sprout up because of them. Great job with this one, I loved how you kept the original characters.
Jack Wilson - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
THat was AWESOME! Great work! Love the OS and this,5s
Kristof Robertson - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, come ON, people! Where are y'all? This is brilliant, Matty commented, keeping the original characters but putting them in a new story was a GENIUS idea...and shows that you're really thinking outside the box. Bravo. 555+
Rick C - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
5 bars!
MrMacphisto - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
lol... I can definitely relate to this one... 5-5-5
Smeg And the Heads - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I like this very much, and I think I'm going to print out about 100 copies of it and hand them out to idiots on the bus and the train who think I love to hear their revolting taste in music announce at 130 db that they have a phone call. And to whoever invented cell phone ringtones - I hope you die in the most disgusting way possible. Great parody, should be required reading in all elementary schools. 5s.
Matthias - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
See above: Still as clever as the first day I read it. Great job with this one Conqy.
Agrimorfee - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2) *69 for the above comments.
stuart mcarthur - January 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(dec2.6) next to the clever title sub, the best thing about this was tieing Eleanor Rigby and Father McKenzie into the same context - even the OS doesn't do that - good one bobpie - 555
Kristof Robertson - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.6) Up there with your best work, bobpie....this should do VERY well in this round.
Phil Alexander - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
What K said... though I was kind of hoping it would be Father McKenzie's mobile that was going to ring ;-)
Arwen - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I LOVED this, seriously...although I fear that I am probably one of those people that annoy the crap out of you. I'm not so thoughtless as to answer a call during Church...but I DO have a individualized song/ring tone assigned to every person that is in my you'd be hearing a wide variety of annoying songs if we were to hang out for too long. ; ) Excellent, seriously. "Don't EVER yell 'Wassap!'" had me L-ing OL!
Below Average Dave ( - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) I think that the idea was very creative. . and it is one of your better works, kinda turned the song on itself by using the original characters.
Jeff Reuben - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Clever, good song choice, very annoying in meetings, and well written
Jack Wilson - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
See above!
Mikey Squirrel - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
DEC- I see we both share a passionate hatred for cell phones. Well done, Conqueror.
EmiLoca - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Can I, like, use this as my ringtone? The "wassap" line had me cackling.
Peter Andersson - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - Take 555 and (don't) call me in the morning! :-)
McKludge - January 12, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - paced very well, and I wish mobile phone users would knock it off, too. 555
Matthias - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
One of your best Conquerer... See above.
Max Power - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
555 cell phones destroyed
Michael E Cormier - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I can't stand cell phones. Nice Work
Guy - January 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM Dec 2007) - What is truly annoying about these phones is when you are having a conversation with someone and their phone rings. You become immediately and rudely interrupted by the incoming call. Hey I had the floor here first so why should I be pre-empted by the phone. It's not as if they don't have voice mail. I usually just walk off when this happens hoping they take the hint but they rarely do. Well done parody to an annoying situation.
Invisible Boy - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Great ideas through and through...glad my hands are free so I can *clap*
stuart mcarthur - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above, bobpie, and this is an example of how far your pacing and parody-writing has improved imo - very accomplished writing
Kristof Robertson - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above....easily one of your best, bobpie. A real triumph.
Below Average Dave ( - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I still think that was one of your better writes, the way you pulled off this song, if taken to a longer song with the same patience and detail, could turn you from a middle of the pack to a front runner real quick I think. . .good job TCOP
Jack Wilson - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
See above!
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Good call, this worked very well with the OS, and was hilarious to boot.
Mikey Squirrel - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM- Commented above, still very funny!
Matthias - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree with the earlier me this is one for your best fer sure.
Agrimorfee - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) On hold with my comments above...
Below Average Dave - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, both my comments above. . .
Stuart McArthur - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) good stuff bobpie - this was very well-received on release I recall - see my 2 comments above
Melanie Lee - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Brilliant, hilarious, and I agree totally. Pacing a tad rough, but not too. 5-5-5. BTW, last year a guy on the bus, making three phone calls, yakked loudly. I caught his name and part of his address. I looked him up, and I sent him an anonymous letter!
Jeff Reuben - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Liked it so much I made it my ringtone! Well done!
Red Ant - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Like MTV bashes, there can never be enough anti-cell phone parodies.... especially ones this well-written anf funny. You didn't text this in while driving, did you? ;)

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