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Song Parodies -> "TCOPrama!"

Original Song Title:

"Polkarama!"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"TCOPrama!"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The ninth collection/installment of the "Polka Parody Project". Enjoy!
Let's get it charte-ed (ha), this world's uncharted, oh dear
Get this world charte-ed (ha) need complete charts up in here
Get boats departe-ed (ha) great lack of chartin', oh dear
This map needs some fillin', fillin', let's fill it, fill it
Needs fillin', fillin', let's fill it, fill it

Ev'ryone's too close
Can't move, far too slow
Irate...hate this crowd
There's no traffic flow
In this mall, you know
Irate...hate this crowd

I'm growing gills, that can't be good for me
Fishy, fishy
This is weird, I'm growing gills
Don't like these gills, damn radioactivity
Fishy, fishy
Can't believe I'm growing gills

And why? Because I have a fear of clowns
The buggers creep me out, they do
That is why I pass out near the grounds
Of any circus, whether old or ne-e-ew

Could you not gloat all damn da-a-ay?
Don't need to gloat on
Enough already, please don't gloat on
Why won't you hurry and not gloat on?
It's trite

No good
Bastard
No good

Don't cha wish your sofa was this comfy?
Don't cha wish your sofa was this damn fluffy?
Sofa loafer
Don't cha wish your sofa had no loose springs?
Don't cha wish your sofa had no butt stink?
Sofa loafer, loafer, loafer

I'm on a Yoshi
He's eating Goombas
And dumb Koopa Troopas
Keep on tongue-whipping until the stage is clear
Bongo instrumental
Well, it's kinda peaceful
While jumping and running around

Thay
Thpray
Thay

I'm browsin' through the online shop
Get a week's groc'ries in one pop
Love them, 'cause I can shop
But without any lit'ral drop, whoah
I really love the online shop (yeah)
Avoid all the little snots (uh-huh)
Damn kids who always scream a lot (c'mon)
Don't have to deal with them, it rocks, whoa

Had a thing to say, it's gone, lost my train of thought
Lost my train of thought, lost my train of thought
Was important, I swear to you, lost my train of thought
Lost my train of thought

I need this loan, mate, don't be a cheapskate
Pay you back quick, mate, won't you cough the money up?
I'm sure that you can afford two dollar coins, bud
But you're a cheapskate, so I doubt you'll give 'em up

Tight-fisted
Gigantic cheapskate
Sure you're drownin' in green
Cough the money up

He's not a zombie (he's not a zombie)
He's made of bits (he's made of bits)
I got from corpses, smell like shit (smell like shit)
Oh, I'm a grave digger (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Sewin' these parts (sewin' these parts)
From cemet'ries
Hey!
Hey!

Now I'm not sayin' I'm a grave digger
But I've no need for livin' folks, folks
No, I'm not sayin' I'm a grave digger
I've just no need for breathin' folks, folks
Dig down, Igor, dig deep down (I made a freak)
Dig down, Igor, six feet down (I made a freak)
Dig down, Igor, dig deep down (I made a freak)
Dig down, Igor, dig
But I'm not sayin' I'm a (no)
Grave, grave digger (no, no)
Grave, grave digger (no, no)
Grave, grave digger

Hey!

TCOP stands for The_Conqueror_Of_Parodies, BTW. For those interested in the original parodies, behold: Let's Get It Charted, Hate This Crowd, I'm Growing Gills, Fear of Clowns, Gloat On, No Good Bastards Inc., Sofa, I'm On A Yoshi, Lithper, Online Shop, Lost My Train of Thought, You're A Cheapskate and Grave Digger.

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