Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I'm Nude"

Original Song Title:

"With You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chris Brown

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Nude"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Viva La Pop" self-challenge. The story of an amnesiatic yet amiable man who just happens to be buck nude. Because obviously, right?
You see-ee me, du-ude
You can't unsee-ee me, true-ue
Cause my butt's all up in your face tonight
Private parts all up in your face tonight
Cause, see-ee, I'm nu-ude (oh-oh)
Ask for a rea-eason, du-ude? (hey-ee)
Was I drunk, or was I just really high?
Double dog dared by some weird crazy guy?

Hey there, good stranger
It's nice to see ya
You're lookin' sorta
Surprised and kinda squicked
Please do pick up your ja-aw
I'm just a naked madman
"Mad"? Well, not really
Just kinda silly
I'm not certain at all
Why both my bo-ollocks
Are swinging free, I fi-ind
It doesn't feel so fi-ine and

No-one should see-ee nuts
From random du-u-udes, ma-an
In private, maybe
Unexpected sacks wo-on't do-o
I'm real sorry, dude
Hope we'll be buddies
Although my nuts
Went near your mu-u-u-u-u-ug

Ma-a-anhose
Went nea-ear your boo-ooze, and it's gross
I'm sorry, dude
I'd re-buy your drink, but there's a but
No wallet, just my butt
Because I-I'm currently kind of in the bu-uff
And now that butt's all up in your grill tonight
Any nauseousness that you feel
Know that feel, cause I-I'm
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nude
Hu-url
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nu-ude
Don't hurl

I know that you're screa-eaming he-elp
But there's something you don't get, man
I don't how I got this way
Butt naked outside, marker on my face now
So could you help, please
Work it out with me
How I came to be nude
And saying things to you
First, I'll apologise
To your clearly shocked wife
For witnessing my thi-i-i-ing, yea-ea-eah

Do I smell like booze?
Vodka or whiskey?
Or is it ganjah?
Is it my fau-au-au-au-au-ault?

Su-u-ure hope
Blame's o-off me, du-ude, wouldn't go
Traipse starkers, ew
Showing off my bits, cause I'm not much
To look at, sure not buff
Guess that's why-y all the traffic seems to have sto-opped (nobody is moving)
I mean it is my butt on the road tonight
That thing's ugly as shite, paint peels
And cars squeal when I-I'm
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nude
Oh-oh-oh
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nu-ude
Yeah-heh-eh

A-and I-I
See sirens, can't be good, ri-ight
Did I escape jail while in the nu-ude?
Did my nudeness make them arri-ive?
Don't know which one
Help me, please, I can't get buste-ed
For just being kinda clothele-ess
I don't trust The Man
To tell me straight
Why the he-ell am I nake-ed toda-a-a-a-ay

I ma-ay be nu-ude
Don't mean I'm cra-azy, du-ude
Well, I might be, forgotten how my life (hey, he-e-e-e-ey)
Led to this point, kind of annoying, right (woo-woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah)
So he-elp me, du-ude (help me, ma-ate)
Escape the bo-oys in blue-ue
Don't want my dong up on the news tonight
Could stain my reputation, right
Oh-ooh-oh

Help hi-ide me, du-ude, and I know (help me vamoose, buddy)
It's weird, that's true
To help some weird git (weird-ass git) who's in the buff (in the buff)
Who's still polite and such (asking plea-ease)
Oh, now why-y are you screaming and pointing, bu-ud? (what's with the ye-elling, bu-ud)
Just cause my wang went near your cool beer tonight
Don't make selling out right, that's real
You still reel cause I-I'm
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nude
Oh-oh-oh (hu-url)
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nu-ude
Oh-oh-oh
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nu-ude
I'm nude, buddy
I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nu-ude, I'm nude, I'm nude
Hey-ee-ee, yeah-eah-eah-eah

I should not be so pleased that I got to use the word "manhose" in this parody, especially seeing that as far as I can remember I've never heard of it before, but bugger it if it doesn't make a great sub for "and oh". Don't judge me (I do enough of of that).

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 1
 1
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   6
 5
 5
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Blaydeman - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment
This was really funny with excellent pacing. The topic and title sub fit perfectly in the song and I loved it! So much fun! 555 nude butts.
Matthias - July 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Brilliant song here. I really liked this one and you didn't repeat the same thing of a guy being naked at a bar but you added some cops and excitement and it was all just pretty snazzy!
Agrimorfee - July 22, 2014 - Report this comment
I see this is a recent one, You do really great stuff when you are not pressed for time in our Artistry rounds and writing for yourself , it seems. It also proves I gotta visit the site more often on my own time to enjoy parodies like this. "Traipse Starkers" would be a good porno name.
Abbott Skelding - August 04, 2014 - Report this comment
I don't know why, but this one seemed off to me. Maybe it was all the bro-ken up stretched out words, but I know you were matching the original, so I can't fault you there. But if the guy in the song is so concerned about being naked, why doesn't he just put some pants on? Nice effort, but this was just a miss for me.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/chrisbrown13.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 538