-> "The Fart Still Lingers"
Original Song Title:
"Memories Fade" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Fart Still Lingers"
Hey there buddy
You're looking strained there, Steve
I cannot see the reason for your pain
Pained look has gone
So what was wrong
Why didn't it last long?
Holding some gas for ten hours, you say?
That must've caned on your tightened sphincter
Well done, my friend
That is worth a beer or ten
Wait a minute, what's that awful odour?
Man, that was low
What you just pulled
Wait, no, pushed, I should say
Deliberately you held it in your arse
Then, I presume
You went and looked
For someone far away
To drop your guts near them and watch 'em barf
Need a nose peg cause the fart still lingers
You bastard "friend"
Never pull that stunt again
Don't you dare run, you deserve to suffer
I cannot talk
Not much to say
If I did, I would gag
Though I can sing, it's most peculiar, hey?
My mind is weak
The stench is great
Come back, you piece of slag
You'll sniff until your brain's decayed away
Nostrils won't close and the fart still lingers
Listen, my "friend"
If you try this trick again
I hope you try...
Too hard, my "friend"
And you follow through, and then
Your pants will reek and the stains will linger
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