-> "Lapse in Tact"
Original Song Title:
"Back in Black"
Parody Song Title:
"Lapse in Tact"
The Lyrics
Lapse in tact, I was a twat
Up and forgot how mad I should act
Yes, I let loose like a douche
I picked the wrong time to shout
It's true this asshole of a guy that I'd like to see die
He was the worst customer tonight
Or of all time, quite shite
That doesn't mean I had to tell his face outright
Had a lapse, yes, a lapse
Big ol' lapse, yes, a lapse
Had a lapse, lapse
Had a lapse in tact, big ol' lapse in tact, ow
Mad 'bout the lapse, last synapse had snapped
Put my foot down, refused to be a spineless man
Yes, I showed my fangs with a clang
I should be happy I went out with a bang
Since my hack of a manager's bein' a sap
He folds under the pressure like a paper sack
But I won't be browbeaten today, I'm afraid
I might've done too much, say goodbye to my pay
Had a lapse, yes, a lapse
Big ol' lapse, yes, a lapse
Had a lapse, lapse
Had a lapse in tact, big ol' lapse in tact
Had a lapse, yes, a lapse
Big ol' lapse, yes, a lapse
Had a lapse, lapse
Had a lapse in tact, big ol' lapse in tact, ow
Ah, yeah
Oh, yeah
Bit too much
Yeah-ee-yeah
Yeah
Ah, hey, yeah
Messed up now
Had a lapse (big lapse), lapse, said I (big lapse)
Lapse (big lapse), lapse (big lapse)
Lapse (big lapse), lapse
Lapse in tact, big ol' lapse in tact
Need body bags, oh
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