-> "You Don't Knock Anymore"
Original Song Title:
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Original Performer:
Charlie Puth ft. Selena Gomez
Parody Song Title:
"You Don't Knock Anymore"
The Lyrics
You don't knock anymore, you don't knock anymore
You don't knock anymore like you used to do
You don't ask anymore if I'm behind this door, ooh-ooh
You don't knock anymore like you used to do
I don't care about the reason you've dropped in, that you've dropped in for
Whatever it is, don't care, you should leave
Because I'm not a fan of sudden intrusions from strangers or buds
No longer the latter, least for me
You love to show up and then claim it's just a surprise
When it's more of a shock, take a hike, I do not care which door
Hate bein' thrown off, whether I'm playin' a game
Or I'm tryin' to mix up a cake, ooh, it's such a pain
That you don't knock anymore, you don't knock anymore
You don't knock anymore like you used to do
You don't ask anymore if I want you here, dork, ooh-ooh
You don't knock anymore like you used to do
Don't you dare say it's my fault for not lockin' as if I do that constantly
Since that is simply not the truth at all
It isn't the norm since ev'ryone else knows to knock and wait at the door
Or press the little button on the wall
Feels pretty gross that you're happy to swan inside
When I could be mid-handywork, I don't want blood on the floor
At least you don't barge into the bathroom, that's sane
Knock on that inner door still ain't great, ooh, it's such a pain
That you don't knock anymore (you don't, you don't), you don't knock anymore (you don't, you don't)
You don't knock anymore like you used to do
You don't ask anymore (you don't, you don't) if I'm behind this door, hoo-ooh (you don't, you don't)
You don't knock anymore like you used to do
Like you used to do
And I could throw all the complaints I have to the side
If you weren't the mischievous type, don't just walk through the door
You have to go and creep up behind me to make
Me freak out, is that worth your bruised face? Ooh, it's such a pain
That you don't knock anymore (you don't, you don't), you don't knock anymore (you don't, you don't)
You don't knock anymore like you used to do
You don't ask anymore (you don't, you don't) if I want you here, dork, hoo-ooh (you don't, you don't)
You don't knock anymore like you used to do (you don't knock anymore)
Sick of your tone, actin' like ev'ryone else is fine (oh-oh)
With you droppin' in to make a fright (oh-oh), have to say, I'm not sure (you don't knock anymore)
I've seen the posts from the people you call a mate (oh-oh)
Askin' for a class-action restraint (whoa-oh), ooh, it's such a pain
That you don't knock anymore
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