-> "Bugger! (Damn Computer)"
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"Bugger! (Damn Computer)"
Why ain't this working, strains my mind
I'll kill things if this ain't fixed on time
So what do I do? Who do I see?
I am just so sick of this BSOD
The boss may fire me soon, yes I mind!
If this won't turn on, it'll have to die
And I may follow soon, I do hate to go
But this computer just ain't workin' for me!
Bugger! Just what have I done wrong?
I'm tempted to get a gun
I'm in despair, this thing's dumb
Where'd all the viruses come from?
I cannot get this thing to work
No one will help me, are they all jerks?
'Til help I find, tell you what I'll do
Jump and scream and swear, I'll be throttling who-
Ever's in my cubicle and they're in my way
Since they will not help, I'm pretty pissed today
Bugger, I can't turn this thing off!
This will not do, where's a gun?
Holy crap, man, holy shit
This stupid thing made me break someone's things
And when I said why I did that
'The guy agreed and swore and ate some girl's new hat
None of us know why this metallic shit
Won't fuckin' work, don't understand it
We're all screamin' loud, and so filled with rage
Fucked computers suck at Apple HQ, guy!
Fuck it, this won't work, not at all
Was it you who fucked this up?
Fuckin' good-for-nothin' - hey Paul!
Could I borrow your new gun?
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