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Song Parodies -> "ADD"

Original Song Title:

"ABC"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jackson 5

Parody Song Title:

"ADD"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I'm gonna do these Epic 40 parodies if it kills me!
A short attention span, girl
Never stay on one thing for too long
Like why is there cheese, and why does it stink
Then you switch to home-made bongs
Wow, wow, wow
I try to grip you
Grip you, grip you
Pay attention, girl
Pay attention
Glue your ass down in the seat
So that you won't chase shiny things in the street

A.D.D.
It's about, hey, a bee!
Distracted by shiny things
A.D.D., look, a tree
Can't you keep on task, girl
A.D.D.
It's about, wow, a street
Distracted by moving things
A.D.D., look more trees
Bloody keep on task, girl

Just pay attention for a little bit
Stop being distracted by the light switch
I've locked the door, so there's no running out
Come on, come on, come on
Stop chasing butterflies, cut it out
Won't hurt to sit still for a bit
It's like you swallowed some jumping beans
I hope this takes root in your little brain, girl
Your bounciness is strainin' me
Plea-plea-plea-please sit down, I beg you
(Beg you, beg you)
Stop being so crazed
(La-la-la-la-laa-aa)
I tell the truth (I tell the truth)
Listen to me, baby
Don't fiddle with your shoes

Oh
A.D.D.
It's about, hey, a bee!
Distracted by shiny things
A.D.D., look, a tree
Can't you keep on task, girl
A.D.D. it's crazy
It's like, wow, that guy has feet
As distracted as can be
Change the subject readily
Kinda nuts, definitely
Please stop dancing in the street
A.D.D., look at me

Sit down, girl
You're kinda bonkers
Don't get up, girl
Don't make me duct tape you
Pay attention, baby, come on now
Stay attentive, baby, ooh, ooh
Don't look away, baby, yeah
Keep still, please, baby, ooh, ooh
A.D.D. baby, ah, ah
Look at me, baby, now
No, we're not talkin' 'bout fleas

A.D.D. it's crazy
It's like, wow, that leaf is green
I ask you, just focus, please
Stop fiddling and look at me

Just look at your eyes, they're movin'
All around
Like a laser pointer
Distracting a cat, so cut it out

A.D.D. it's crazy
It's like, wow, look at that bee
I ask you, focus on me
Stop staring into space, please

You see all of these distractions
Tune 'em out, tune 'em out
(Wow!) Quit it!
(Wow!) Quit it!
(Wow!) Quit it!

A.D.D. it's crazy
It's like, wow, bacon is neat
Please stop interrupting me

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Glen S - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Not sure if this was done before, but great idea and... hey, lets ride bicycles!
Peter Andersson - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
You lost me halfway, but I guess George Carlin was right, ADD as a sign of the times makes perfect sense, these days there just aren't that much worht paying attention to...
Porfle Popnecker - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I liked this one because oh look, a kitty cat!
Matthias - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I actually suffer from ADD and I was worried that at first this would come off as offensive but actually it was pretty hilarious and... OH SHINY!
Arwen - April 13, 2012 - Report this comment
SOTM...LOL! Good stuff here...I actually think we all suffer from ADD in one way or another...we just each have our own "shiny" that distracts us.
Agrimorfee - April 28, 2012 - Report this comment
My son has it too, and I wasnt offended. Good job here, TCOP.
Glen S - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
2nd time and I appreciate the difficulty more, also 'It's like, wow, that guy has feet'... Lets go running!
Blaydeman - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I had this idea too, but just never got around to doing it. I'm glad I didn't though, cuz yours would of blown mine out of the water!
Abbott Skelding - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Great work! Followed the OS really well and was pretty darn funny to boot. Nice job!

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