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Song Parodies -> "Spared"

Original Song Title:

"Rare"

Original Performer:

Selena Gomez

Parody Song Title:

"Spared"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The last one left alive...but why?
Slay me
Don't waste your time, decapitate me
You hate me
Don't care why, just eviscerate me
You're covered in organs (organs), know you wanna keep goin'
In your blood to dance in mine
All you've done is give me stares (weird stares), not a stab, this is not fair
Crazy, right now it feels like

It feels like you don't care
I just don't understand, I was spared?
You're still there
You won't take my brain from me, that's not fair
Must you have the gall to be nice now, dude?
We both know I'm not special (ain't special), yeah-eah-eah
There's other ways to get the fear out there
Than have me be spared, don't wanna be spared

Maybe
Just use my blood to write a message? Your name will do
Can't tell it
I'm way too panicked now to spread it, uh-huh (mmm-ah, ha-ah)
Wait, hang on, you're gawkin' (oh), murdered folks with no talkin' (ah-ha-ah-ah)
To spread fear isn't your style (your style)
Not a real Freddy-type flair (no flair), more a Jason Vorhees fair (ah-ha-ah-ah)
So this thing really feels like (what?)

It feels like you don't care
So there's no reason why I was spared (I was spared)
I can't bare
Witness if you murder me, why stand there?
No mind games at all, just a stabbin' dude
So why am I so special (so special)? Yeah-eah-eah
Your motive's confusin', no need to care
So why was I spared? Don't get why I'm spared, yeah, yeah

I don't have the edge on you
This isn't some trick to pull a knife (ah-ah, nah-nah, pull a knife)
No, all that I want from you (ah-ah-ah)
Is some consistency, that's right (right, that's what's right)
I just want this over, get some moment of closure
Even if that means I'll die (I'll die)
Take that axe that you have there, give me more than a split hair
If you don't, this just feels like

It feels like you don't care (you don't care)
'Bout your own safety, why I was spared (was spared)
Makes no sense there
'Cause once I'm able to speak, I'll (I'll) lay (lay) bare
To the cops and all (to the cops and all) 'bout the madman who ('bout the madman who)
Somehow thought I was special (not special), yeah-eah-eah
Enough to not put me down then and there
Don't know why I'm spared, should not've been spared (ooh yeah-eah)

Ah-ah-ah (was spared)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, spared
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, spared

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