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Song Parodies -> "Don't Wanna Get A Piercing"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't Nothing Like the Real Thing"

Original Performer:

Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Wanna Get A Piercing"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude doesn't want a piercing, no matter how much his friend begs...
Ooh, buddy
Don't wanna get a piercing, buddy
I'm not a fan of piercings, no, no
Don't wanna get a piercing, buddy
Cause I don't much like piercings

Look, buddy
I know you're quite the fan of body mods
But all of your attempts to make me get one are la-ame
"You'll look so cool" will never make a decent ca-ase
Ooh, whether it's one ri-ing in one ea-ear
Or seven in each
I don't want to, please, because I fea-ea-ear
Upkeep wi-i-ill be a pai-ai-ain in the rea-ea-ear
Heard it's so-o, ooh

Don't wanna get a piercing, buddy
No thanks, I don't want piercings

Your beggin' gra-ates, stop askin' me
I don't know how to say this more tactfully-y
But I think you should invest in brain piercin', gee-ee-eez
All of those studs in your eyebrow just look lame
And what a waste to put je-e-ewels in your belly butto-o-on
So I won't be stu-uddin' (oh-oh-oh)
Not sayin' piercings are so wro-ong
Sure, get bolts through your dong
But there's no wa-a-ay I'll let a-anyone put anythin' sharp the-e-ere
Oh

I'm happy you like piercings, buddy
Don't mind that you like piercings
Bu-ut buddy (must say, buddy)
I don't want to get piercings (no), buddy
I'm sorry
But I don't want a piercing
Plain to see (ooh)
That you're a fan of piercings, buddy (oh, no thanks)
But I refuse (no), no piercings

Yes, there exists a dong piercing. It's called a Prince Albert. I'd look it up to double-check but a) I'm pretty sure I looked it up ages ago to see if Robin Williams was speaking out his ass or not and b) I don't want the risk of pictures.

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