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Song Parodies -> "Towelin' for You"

Original Song Title:

"Howlin' for You"

Original Performer:

The Black Keys

Parody Song Title:

"Towelin' for You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Snapping a towel at people. Simple concept for a simple song.
Alright
Yeah
Well, now

A little flick, a world of pain
I'm aware it's wrong, may not care, okay? It's true
A-buddy, I'm towelin' for you

Alright

Rectangle of fluffy cloth
Whatever it's made of will hurt you
Buddy, I'm towelin' for you

Da-da, da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da
Da-da, da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da
Da-da, da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da
Da-da, da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da

I'm a jerk, plain to see
Know it hurts, past self was once a dweeb like you
Buddy, I'm towelin' for you

Yeah

Miss your balls, also your dick
Not that much of a total prick, too rude
Buddy, I'm towelin' for you

Yeah
Yeah

Da-da, da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da
Da-da, da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da
Da-da, da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da
Da-da, da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da

Da-da, da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da
Da-da, da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da
Da-da, da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da
Da-da, da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da

Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Max Power - November 03, 2020 - Report this comment
I can't believe an imposter would want to steal my identity and from the looks of it he seem to have an obsession with your works. No idea if that's the same person who went by "?" when he comments on my parodies. With that said, this is a nice and simple parody so here's 555 slaps in the ass from a wet towel for you.
? To The Cat Sniffer - November 12, 2020 - Report this comment
Methinks Wax Flower should get her facts right.

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