-> "The Gardener"
Original Song Title:
"The Carpenter"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Gardener"
The Lyrics
Ca-an't be-e true
My help has no hero vo-ocatio-ion
He only pulls my wee-eeds
Lies
Nonsense a-and fairy ta-ales
No powers he ho-o-olds within
The-e Gardener
Ain't that wanker who can't mow my la-a-awn
In due ti-ee-i-i-i-i-ime
Can't see a cape on his lame shoulde-ers
He's too useless and dumb to save any li-i-ives
He's just my ga-arde-ene-e-e-e-er
This hero's schti-ick
With shea-ea-ears and shi-it
Is not tell-tale behaviour
Any cree-eep
With leaves to swee-ee-ee-ee-eep
Could pull it off, bu-ut not mad o-o-old Maurice
My-y gardener
That old wanker, he may sneak off a-a-all
Of the ti-ee-i-i-i-i-ime
But to say he's some super soldie-er?
That's just twelve kinds of dumb, I'll say one more ti-i-ime:
He's not The Ga-arde-ene-e-e-e-er
See, it's too
Cli-iche for a hero's nomencla-ature
To be a clue that would then point ou-ou-ou-out
Their civilian name, it's daft
Maurice ain't your saviour
Yes, they share a unique beard style, still absurd
The-e Gardener
Ain't that wanker, can't go on patro-o-ol
He's not bri-ee-i-i-i-i-ight
See him there, pushing his lawnmowe-er
Just cause he's revealing his suit at this ti-i-ime
Still just a ga-arde-ene-e-e-e-er
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