The Lyrics
A sucky passenger
Cause you whine while we ride
Talk over the music, not right
You see my car, it was clean and bright
But see, you've spread so many fries
Around, looks like my room tonight
Worst ever passenger
A side-seated ass
You're yellin' at folks walkin' by
Don't be an arse, keep yours inside
Wavin' those cheeks from left to right
Don't show random dudes your backside
Ev'ry time I give you a ride
You're such an ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass, ass-ass-ass
Get out of my car
Don't be my passenger
You're screamin' at me while I drive
You act so shitty, tell me why
I should give you another ride
You make me wanna run the light
So I can ditch you tonight
Other passengers
When in my ride
Are good passengers
They're all nice and polite
Don't moon out the window
Stay in their seat
When somebody else runs through the light
They don't yell "fuckin' piece o' shite"
They don't talk with mouths full of fries
They do their business 'fore the drive
Can't count the times you've hitched a ride with me
You said that you didn't need to pee
But ten seconds out, you squirm and scream
"Stop the damn car, cause I am bustin, right"
Pain in the ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass, ass-ass-ass
Awful passenger
Can't drive while you whine
Any more, you're on your ass
You can walk, no more car rides
Can't concentrate with a whiny git
Being a loud and douchey guy
With smelly feet that make me cry
Yep, one more fart, you walk tonight
Don't care if there's still ten more miles
You trim your toenails one more time
It's goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Cause you're an ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass, ass-ass-ass
A total ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass-ass-ass-ass