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Song Parodies -> "Moles, Stop Poppin' Up Now"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now"

Original Performer:

McFadden & Whitehead

Parody Song Title:

"Moles, Stop Poppin' Up Now"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

One man's quest against a game of Whack-A-Mole gets kinda out of hand...
Moles, stop poppin' up no-ow, I just whacked you
Moles, stop poppin' up no-ow, I just hit you
Moles, stop poppin' up no-ow, I just biffed you
Moles, stop poppin' up no-ow, I just clubbed you

At this dumb little fair set up in to-o-o-own
Sure are a lot of games that have been scattered arou-ound
Thought I'd give one of these dumb thi-ings a go-o
And now I'm whackin' moles li-ike so
Why do these fuzzy-y thi-ings nee-eed a whack?
At first it seemed a bit viole-ent, the damn noises made me sna-a-ap, wow
And if those pricks gi-iggle at me-e once mo-o-ore
Then I-I swear to Batman, I'll bring down friggin' Mjo-o-olnir
I'll keep o-on thumpin', thu-umpi-in' through the whole da-a-a-a-a-ay
When the game i-is finished, finished
Another buck I'll pa-ay, cause I'm filled with ra-age

Moles, stop poppin' up no-ow (oh, oh-oh, oh, oh), I just whacked you, stop
Moles, stop poppin' up no-ow, I just flogged you, stop
Moles, stop poppin' up no-ow, I just smacked you, sta-ay low, sta-ay low
Moles, stop poppin' up no-ow, I just thumped you, you've been thu-umped

It's harder than it looks, you'd think that since there's just fi-ive
But when you're tryna whack, don't matter if there's thirty-ni-ine
They're makin' me ma-ad, ha-a-ate when they poke
Up their little no-oses, I nea-ear choke
But I won't le-et nothi-i-in' ho-old me back
Because when I'm given a challe-enge, you should know that I'll never ba-a-ack down
Don't know how long I-I'll end up wha-ackin' mo-oles
Could ca-all me stubborn, but it's not my friggin' fau-au-ault here
I will kee-eep thumpin, thu-umpi-in', right here, I'll sta-a-a-a-a-ay
And yes, I have noticed, no-o-oticed
That they're real moles, oka-ay? I'm kinda dera-anged

Moles, stop poppin' up no-ow (no, no-o, no-o), I just whacked you, you stupid-ass basta-ards
Moles, stop poppin' up no-ow (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, stop movin', yeah-eah, yeah-eah)
I just beat you, you stupid, (stop) stupid, stupid, stupid dopes
Moles, stop poppin' up no-ow, I just thrashed you-ou, sta-ay low, you fuzzy-y douche
Moles, stop poppin' up no-ow

And in case anyone was wandering why I didn't have a parody up yesterday despite my usual track record, there was kind of a state-wide blackout before I could finish and my laptop's batteries were made of LIES. 88% my ass.

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