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Song Parodies -> "His Socks Are Fatal"

Original Song Title:

"She Talks to Angels"

Original Performer:

The Black Crowes

Parody Song Title:

"His Socks Are Fatal"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude's friends got smelly socks. Like, really smelly socks.
A friend of mine has a strong afflictio-ion
Unavoidable, see
If you have olfact'ry orga-ans
You'll wi-ish that you hadn't quickly

His room's got HAZMAT teams on site no-ow
Not a plea-easant sight
If you haven't yet guessed the problem
Well, I wanted it to be a surpri-i-ise

Cause his socks are fata-al
They'll set your nostrils afla-ame
Oh-oh yeah, his socks are fa-ata-a-al
They're not pleasant, I ha-ave to sa-ay

I beg, don't go in there, it's so noxiou-ious
Man, I swear you can see the sme-ell
He hasn't washed si-ince he was a bo-o-oy
And now his room's a malodo-orous he-ell
Smelly he-ell

Cause his socks are fata-a-al
Not the one pair, oka-ay
A-all of his socks are fata-a-al
He buys a new pair ev'ry da-ay

Don't know why he's stubborn
Refuses to get clea-ea-ean
Both with clothes and his body
Unseemly, unclea-ean
Won't fix his sti-ink

Rest of his wardrobe ain't alright, no-ow
His boxers smell like shite
Armpit stains on hi-i-is shirts, all o-of the-em
But the worst of them all are the socks, ri-ight
A bli-ight, yeah, yeah-eah

His socks are fata-a-al
Bein' in the same roo-oom's not sa-afe
Oh yeah, he-ey, fa-ata-a-al
So don't you dare inha-ale
Oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, fata-a-al
They'll melt your eyes and your brai-ain
Oh-hoh, his socks are fata-a-al
Can't turf them ou-out
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-heah-eah
Can't turf ou-out
Cause it turns out they
Have gained se-entience, that's la-a-ame

Holly: I don't want you to panic, Arn, but it does appear there's a very tiny possibility that there may very well in all likelihood possibly be a non-human life form on board.
Rimmer: You mean like last time, when you got us all worked up and we went scooting off down to the cargo bay complete with bazookoids and backpacks, and it turned out to be one of Lister's socks?
Holly: I didn't recognise the genetic structure. Biologically speaking, they were a completely new life form.

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