I'm tellin' you, you've got to leave
It might look cute
But it's a super monstrous fiend
It might look cute
But it's an uber monster beast

What to, ooh-ooh, uh, what to do
When a cute bunny looks at you (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Then it moves in hot pursuit
It wants your flesh to consume

Can't make this up, it's a bad rabbit
Jaw was slack when I first saw all its mad habits
Got really hooked with teeth in a deer
Small thing slayed it, the blood sprayed, oh dear
Looked away from all the gore
Deer got stripped down to the core, yeah-eah-eah

It might look cute
But it's a super monstrous fiend (it's not that cute)
It might look cute (oh-oh-oh)
But it's an uber monster beast
It might look cute (yeah-eah-eah)
But I tell you, you've got to leave (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
It might look cute
But it will chew upon your spleen

Please, don't go squee (don't go makin' squees)
That will attract it
You twit, not gonna play with thee
Just chew your throat (oh-oh-oh no)

Uh, you won't get good hugs from a bad rabbit
You can try but it's better to just dash past it
Take a good look at the whole scene here
Not a screenshot from Easter, I fear
This ain't Beatrix Potter, dork
Watership Down's more on course, yeah-eah

It might look cute (ah-ah)
But it will tear through organs, see
It might look cute (might look cute)
But it will wear your skin as fleece (oh)

I do get why you'd risk your life (it's really cute)
Once stood right there, was not hidin' (was once like you, a total dweeb)
The bun seemed happy to my eyes (extremely cute)
Looked super nice, really invitin' (I wish I knew 'twas not to be)
So I popped down to go say "Howdy!"
Bun turned 'round, so excited
Nose twitched a lot, made me squeak loudly
Then it leaped on me to start bitin'
You're doubtin' me hard, not a joke I tell now
That friggin' thing's crazy, mate

You wondered why I limped, that's right, now you know
That friggin' thing's crazy, mate
These scars that run right around my torso?
That friggin' thing's crazy, mate
It's not worth the photos at all, it will maul
Your liver's for takin' mate
That diggin' it's doin'? Hidin' what's left
Of its feasts, let it be, mate