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Song Parodies -> "Blocking You"

Original Song Title:

"Rock with You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Blocking You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's a sadly accepted fact of the interwebs that douchebags will yell at you because potatoes. One solution? Block their asses!
Nerds think online
Anonymity protects you
So they're there hidin'
Behind cute anime girls, true
I tend to fi-ind
These are jerks tryna hide
So what amuses me
When they're gettin' really abusive
Swear at me a ton

I simply block those dudes (online)
Goodbye "dats so lame" (not fine)
I will be blockin' you (online)
Can't hurl your racist lines my wa-ay
Mmm-mmm-mmm

I do abho-or
When these assholes refuse to budge
Accounts get hacked
Or they just set up brand new o-o-ones
Claim "just a jo-oke"
When they called me "Hebrew-nose"
Wanna yell at me
Because I've got my own opinio-o-ons
Which ain't theirs and thus (it's not theirs)

I'm gonna block those dudes (online)
Farewell "hate ur face" (not fine)
I will be blockin' you-ou-ou (online)
Can't hurl your sexist lines my wa-ay

I never assume that they're long gone, yeah-eah
Long as my stuff's online
They're gonna troll forever, sucks

I might be blockin' you
Won't be approvin' you

You'll all get blocked (online)
You dou-ou-ou-ouche ne-e-erds (that's right)
Blockin' you, all off you, yeah (online)
Spread the word: you're la-ame, uh (that's right)
I will be blockin' you, yeah-eah (online)
If you don't behave (that's right)
Others will block you, du-u-u-ude (online)
Alone, you will sta-ay (that's right)
Just your peeps, load of freaks, woo (online)
Big circle of lame (that's right)
You will get blo-o-o-o-o-ocked (online)
Cause of what you sa-ay (that's right)

I honestly kept expectingTimbaland to start rapping when this song was playing. That's just how my brain works.

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