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Song Parodies -> "Minor Pound"

Original Song Title:

"Higher Ground"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Minor Pound"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Sure, I just socked you across the face, it wasn't that bad, quit your whining!
People, claim you're hurtin'
Awful, but you're sportin'
Tells that your purpose is "exaggerate lots"
You assholes, you keep on lyin'
Greedy people, need to stop tryin'
To tell me you're hurtin' when I know you do not

It's true I smacked you right upside your fool head
I won't deny that hurts, but don't be a jerk with this
Cause my smack was no blow that could burst the skin
Gotta quit your lyin', was only a minor pound

No bleedin' here that I'm seein'
Not needin' some thick stitch weavin'
Well, might be hurtin', but all that bad? It's not
Oh no
Punches, I will keep punchin'
What you need is skin that ain't peelin'
Whingers, just stop whingin', wasn't that hard a thwock
Oh no

If I had whacked you enough to bruise the skin
Then I get it would hurt enough to call me a dick
Afraid that's far from the case here, barely nicked
Gotta quit your lyin', was only a minor pound
You whiners know that, uh, no punch of mine could bring you down
Was only a minor pound
Don't be a liar, please, just deal with the pain like a non-moron, stop it now
Was only a minor pound
Shut your mouth 'fore I break it now, that's the, haha, pain you want
Was only a minor pound
Sure, uh, pain is there, pain is still a minor pound
Was only a minor pound

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CML - September 12, 2018 - Report this comment
I just clicked on your link, That was some seriously funny stuff. I prided myself on keeping up with the British humor scene, but I missed this "Blackadder" thing completely. When did this run?
Agrimorfee - September 12, 2018 - Report this comment
CML, hop on over to YouTube, there's a whole buncha complete episodes. Note well that the historical era changes each season. Enjoy!

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