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Song Parodies -> "Virtual Knockers"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Monster"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Virtual Knockers"

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The Lyrics

This parody is about a guy who likes to play as women in video games because their hotness is a bonus for him along with the fun of the game and all that jazz. I tried my best to be not creepy with this, smeg knows if I succeeded.
All my life
Been playing these games
From Atari
To the Wii U
What I like
Are the honeys
I'm a sleaze
What you gonna do?

No one-track mind
I love the action
Love the gameplay, guys
But the babe's a bonus, too

Love platformers
Lara, I love her
Virtual knockers
No, I don't mind
I play as her
Love to watch her
Virtual knockers
It's what I like

No, I don't mind
(And I don't mind watching her behind)
No, I don't mind
(Gameplay's fine, love the story, mind)
No, I don't mind
(But oh my, damn the CG's fine, woah-oh-oh)
No, I don't mind

Metroid Prime
There's laser fire, mmm
Blow stuff up
Aliens too
And that's all fine
The game, I like it
What I really like
Is Samus' Zero Suit

She kills monsters
(Lots of monsters)
All while I watch her
(I love to watch her)
Virtual knockers
(Virtual knockers, yeah)
And damn, they're fine
(They're so fi-i-i-i-i-ho)
I play as her
(I play as her)
Kill things as her
(Kill things as her, woah-oh-oh)
Virtual knockers
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh yeah)
Just look so fine
(They're so fine, as is her behind)
Yeah, I don't mind

These games are an art, mmm
The achievements are all mine

But I don't mind watching her behind
All of the girls in Dead or Alive
Not in the volleyball games, yeah right
I have standards, yes, you heard that right

(Sporting sims are not what I like)
But what I like
(Games with action and all that shite)
And what I like
(Games with hot girls, that's what I like)
Yeah, that I like
(Not to fap to, not that weird, right)
Virtual knockers

Play Tomb Raider
(Play Tomb Raider)
Lara, I love her
(Miss Croft, I love her)
Virtual knockers
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh)
Yeah, that I like
(That's what I like, it's not all I like)
And I need the
(Yes, I need the)
Good gameplay, dur
(Great gameplay, dur)
Then all those knockers
(Virtual knockers, yeah)
My reward, right
(Oh-oh-oh oh, oh-oh-oh oh)
For playing right

(Them knockers should be a bonus, right)
For playing right
(Should be focused on playing, right)
Game comes first, right
(If that's right, knockers are all right, oh-oh-oh)
Then I won't mind

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