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Song Parodies -> "Don't Be A Clown"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Down"

Original Performer:

The Chainsmokers ft. Daya

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Be A Clown"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Into Pieces" self-challenge. It's very rare to find someone who genuinely enjoys clowns these days. Meet the one dude who does...more specifically, his suffering roommate...
Red no-ose like a ba-all
I'm sure you think it's whimsica-al
See no allure, maybe I'm cynica-al
Assho-ole, cut it ou-out
The white facepaint looks so creepy no-ow
You think it's great, are you drunk right no-ow?

You're honkin' and bonkin' and floppin' around
Pisses me right o-off now
Please don't be a, don't be a, don't be a clown
I really wish you would sto-op now
Cause I don't get your stupid jokes
And all the cream pies, they sting my eyes, do-ope, so
Don't be a, don't be a, don't be a clown
D-Don't be a clown, don't be a clown

Don't be a clown, clown, clown
Don't be a clown, don't be a clown, clown, clown

You're o-on my bad si-ide
When you squirt that flower in my eye-eye
No more joy buzzer shit, I could die-ie

I warn ya, please stop all this nonsense right now
Ain't no joke of mi-ine now
Please don't be a, don't be a, don't be a clown
Wipe off that painted-on smi-ile now
Creepy as shit, thought you would know
The way I freak at Tim Curry's It, bro-o, so
Don't be a, don't be a, don't be a clown
D-Don't be a clown, don't be a clown

Don't be a clown, clown, clown
Don't be a clown, clown, clo-own
Don't be a clown, clown, clown
Don't be a clown, don't be a clown, clown, clown

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, you're better off as a mi-ime now, ee-yeah-eah
Ooh-ooh, at least they know how to pi-ipe down, ee-yeah-eah

Keep floppin' and bonkin' and honkin' around
Wish I had a kni-ife now
Please don't be a, don't be a, don't be a clown
Take those big-ass shoes off ri-ight now
Bein' a prick, don't like your show
Stop all the obnoxious slapstick shit, Bo-ozo
Don't be a, don't be a, don't be a clown
Don't be a clo-o-o-o-own

Ee-yeah-eah-eah, don't be a clo-o-o-o-o-own
Ee-yeah-eah-eah, don't be a clo-o-o-o-o-own
Don't be a clown, oh no-o
Said don't be a clown, don't be a clown, no-o-o (don't be a clown)
Don't be a clown, clown, clo-own

Let's put a smile on that face!

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