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Song Parodies -> "One's Named Hawk and One's Named Dove"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Little Thing Called Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"One's Named Hawk and One's Named Dove"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

My tribute to a lesser-known but still interesting duo in the DC universe!
Hank and Don Hall are bros and heroes but
Hank loves to punch, bu-ut Don's a passive one
But they're ready
To fight crime as Hawk and Dove

Hank is red (Hank's red), Don's blue (Don's blue)
The-ey fight (punch the villains), basic martial arts, right
Wait, no (woo-ooh) no-ot right (woo-ooh)
They've i-increased agility and strength (ooh-ooh)
How they get it:
Hank yells "Hawk!" and Don says "Dove"

It's kinda ba-asic
But there's real potential there
Two philoso-ophie-ies
Opposites working together
'Twas Chaos and Order's intent

And part of the deal was that if one
Of them went splat
Just like Don did one time
The balance needs to be kept, that's right
Need a replaceme-ent
And so Dawn was the new Dove

History repeats cause Hank went nuts
And then he went splat
In comes Holly (ah-ooh), she's fine (ah-ooh)
Dawn's sister to keep the balance in line (ooh-ooh-ooh)
They are the Grangers (Granger Danger)
Hol' yells "Hawk!" and Dawn says "Dove"

Point is: there's two o-of them out fighting wrongs
As one, although di-iff'rent views they both hold
Serving justice (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
One's named Hawk and one's named Dove
One's named Hawk and one's named Dove, yeah, yeah
One's named Hawk and o-one's named Dove, yeah, yeah
One's named Hawk and one's na-amed Dove, yeah, yeah (oh)
One's named Hawk and one's named Dove, yeah, yeah
One's named Hawk and o-one's named Dove, yeah, yeah
One's named Hawk and one's named Dove, yeah, yeah
One's named Hawk and one's named Dove, yeah, yeah
One's named Hawk and one's named Dove, yeah, yeah

I'd wonder which duo will end up in the DC Extended Universe if they use them but a) I don't really care about the DCEU and b) it's more than likely gonna be Hank and Don. Because "iconic" or some such crap.

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Jonathan - June 27, 2016 - Report this comment
never heard of 'em I've heard of Dove Dark Chocolate though mmm... dark chocolate... 5's

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