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Song Parodies -> "Sharing All My Lunch With You"

Original Song Title:

"Saving All My Love for You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"Sharing All My Lunch With You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Ever had a friend who always bums half your meal off you instead of buying their own? This dude has...
I'm tryin' my best here to be pretty fair
But you're real pesky with the way you stare
At my food, get the hint: I won't give you my chips
You said that you weren't hungry, du-u-ude
I'm not sharin' all my lunch with you

At first it was sneaky, laughed off as a joke
You only felt hungry when I ordered my own
Bu-ut way too many times you want to have what is mine
Ev'ry damn date, you know that it's true
End up sharin' all my lunch with you

You always te-ell me we'll split the bill together
And yes, you're still ri-i-ight, but listen plea-ease
If we had pla-anned this right from the start, I'd never
Want to throw food in your face, see-ee

Just make a choice: either get your own damn main course
Or tell me that you wanna share not after, before
I'd be fine with that, right, no-o "not hungry-y" shite
Cause you'll guilt-trip me like you a-a-always do-o-o
I hate sharin' all my lunch
Won't be sharin' all my lunch
Sick of sharin' all my lunch wi-ith you

You-ou swear you-ou're starvin'? Said you felt full befo-o-o-ore
Sick of lies from you, right, so I say this to-onight:
No more ea-eatin' to-ogethe-e-e-er, you're so ru-u-ude
Cause this sharin' of my lunch
Is a big pain in the butt, prick
No more sharin' all my lunch with you
No food
For you-ou

I'm not opposed to spontaneous meal-sharing every now and then. Constantly doing it is asking for a drink in the face.

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Rob Arndt - July 15, 2016 - Report this comment
At first, I thought this was going to be about vomit- 555!

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