I'll dice it to put in a soup, keep it nice and goopy
Love to cut things up, don't take that as spooky
Anyone that knows me knows I love the power
Of slicin' through crap 'til it's close to powder
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, I'll dice it finer
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh

I'll dice it super fine and even, that's how I like eatin'
I love lots of bits inside one bite
Does the food taste better? Not really but whatever
Can't stop me usin' my knife
And turn what's on my plate into cubes with no curves
At least none I can spy
I'll dice it finer, I'll dice it finer
I'll dice it finer, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

Somethin' else to know: I've no reservations
Slicin' up near any food worth platin'
Not just vegetables, no, I'll be mincin'
Meat, all fruits, just name it, yeah

I'll dice whatever I feel needs it which has zero limits
Unless it's already super fine
Still look at the sugar, wish those cubes could get cuter
So fine, you'd need better eyes
To find it, that's the aim that I'm gonna gun for
Might need a diamond knife
I'll dice it finer, I'll dice it finer
I'll dice it finer, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, I'll dice it finer
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, know it looks crazy
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, I'll dice it finer
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I'll dice whatever food I'm eatin', what I've made and even
Premade meals and cheapo fast food shite
You might think it's medical, that's pretty good guessin'
To say it's true, though? A lie
Can chew fine, I'm okay, just a fan of choppin'
A bit too fond of knives
I'll dice it finer, I'll dice it finer
I'll dice it finer, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm