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Song Parodies -> "Blank You"

Original Song Title:

"Thank You"

Original Performer:

MKTO

Parody Song Title:

"Blank You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Never underestimate the power of the blank...
Yo! This one right here
Is for you asshole abusers
Who spread those rumours
Right now and in the future
With such a crude sense of humour
For all the dipshit kids and the total asshats
Afraid I know the way to use my noggin

You say a bunch
A bunch of nasty lies
To break me down
Break me down in- and outside
Though I can't stop
You actin' like a douche
Blank you, just watch it
You can watch me ignore you

Blank you instead of the tears from my eyes
Blank you cause who wants a long, drawn-out fight?
Blank you and the jerks with which you're really tight
Know what they're like, yeah, what they're like (ha, ah, ah)
Blank you like it's white paint thrown
On posters with hateful jokes
You'll fold when your verbal poke
Won't make me react, hopin'
I thought of this plan of mine
A little on the fly
But all these years of slights
Informed me of your type

You crack a bunch
A bunch of nasty lines
Because you've found
Cause you've found they bring in eyes
Folks love to watch
When someone is a douche
Blank you, I've robbed it
Yes, it robs you of your views
Na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na (blank you)

Blank you, gonna turn my head and self around
Blank all you dopes who keep pushin' me down
I won't placate you with apologies, cause that sounds
Like I'm sorry now (c'mon), I'm not sorry now (ha, ah, hey)
Fault's not with me, negated
Somethin' here's been inflated
And so it should be stated:
No reason that I'm hated
Nothin' that I've done to you
So I won't get confused
By your little switcheroo
I'll just not talk to you

You spout a bunch
A bunch of nasty cries
So very loud
So very loud because I find
All that you want
Is the spotlight on you
Blank you, should pop it
Ego's popped like a balloon
Na-na-na-na (he-ey)
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na (na-na-na)
Na-na-na-na-na-na (blank you)
Na-na-na-na (he-ey)
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na (blank you)

Blank you, no reaction, just depart
Cause you're a toy to practice my brand new art
Ooh-ooh-ooh (I will blank you)
Ooh-ooh-ooh (I will blank you)
Ooh-ooh-ooh (yeah-ee-ee-eah-eah)
Ooh-ooh-ooh (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, blank you)
Try out a bunch
A bunch of tricks to find (blank you)
Which ones work out (blank you)
Must work out before real life (yeah-eah)
Explain it all
To objects, not to you (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-ee-ee-yeah-eah)
Blank you for nothin'
If there's nothin' it will do (whoo!)

You drop a bunch
A bunch of nasty lies
Won't tell you now
Tell you now how I'll survive
That's dumb as rocks (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Monologue in my room
"Blank you" will flop if
I straight drop the trick to you (blank you)
Na-na-na-na (yo, if I react to your bullshit then you)
Na-na-na-na-na-na (have proved this:)
Na-na-na-na (huh, your words get to me, which means you will repeat)
Na-na-na-na-na-na (screw it)
Na-na-na-na (your harsh words, will fly by) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Na-na-na-na-na-na (won't punch you, that shit)
Na-na-na-na (solves nothin', fumin') (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Na-na-na-na-na-na (cause I tune out) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na

This is a very catchy song. So, of course, I had their other hit "Classic" in my head during the entire writing process.

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