-> "Leave That Well, It Lies"
Original Song Title:
"Me Myself and I"
Parody Song Title:
"Leave That Well, It Lies"
The Lyrics
This is gonna sound so wrong but that is an evil hole
Send a coin deep down below, your one reward's to watch it fall
That sign may appear to read "Ten cents for a wish or five
For answers to a question" but no, I say leave that well, it lies
I say leave that well, it lies
I say leave that well, it lies
I say leave that well, it lies
Now you're askin' how can I know what this well says is bull?
It should be obvious: it tricked me, had a rug that it then pulled
Asked to help me find my father's village and what did I find?
Led me somewhere else that sucked, so I say leave that well, it lies
I say leave that well, it lies
I say leave that well, it lies
I say leave that well, it lies
Those directions were a scam, triple-checked I had them right
No-one there had heard the name of the village I meant to find
And I spent two months there, doin' research to deny some twist
No big ol' conspiracy hidin' the fact they replaced it
So this hole was an asshole, I came back to spend that five
Before you waste your own money on it, leave that well, it lies
I say leave that well, it lies
I say leave that well, it lies
I say leave that well, it lies
Drop those five cents down into the deceiver, what I'll do
Ask this shithead why it lied, sent me on a goose chase, wild
"Why'd you send me to some village? Not the one for which I asked
And I checked for all of that bullshit like "new village, same land"
You're a magic friggin' hole, better not just say "my bad"
Like you are a fallible human, can't screw up like the man
Who stands above you with his face red and a need for learnin' why"
What do I hear? "I don't like your tone"? See? Leave that well, it lies
I say leave that well, it lies
I say leave that well, it lies
I say leave that well, it lies
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