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Song Parodies -> "Who Needs All Those Pants?"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself to Dance"

Original Performer:

Daft Punk ft. Pharrell Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Who Needs All Those Pants?"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Does any man really need more than, say, four pairs of pants? This dude apparently feels the need to...
At the ever-inchin' hands of this wall clock, I'm watchin'
I'm slowly realisin' that you have a problem
When you've got so much you have a three-story walk-in
Threads, threads, threads

Who needs all those pants?
Don't need all those pants
Can't count all those pants
Way too many pants
Who needs all those pants? They're too much
Do you wear those pants?
Collecter of pants
You say no, need pants
Who needs all those pants?

I know you don't give a damn about my lone opinion
Except I'm not the only one who thinks the millions
You've spent on what you wear just once is far from brilliant
Threads, threads, threads

Who needs all those pants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)?
Sixteen thousand pants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Barely diff'rent pants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Look like the same pants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Who needs all those pants? They're too much (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Real expensive pants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Dirt-cheap thrift shop pants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Drag-on-the-floor pants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Really tiny pants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Who needs all those pants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)?
You've got all these pants spread on the floor
And yet you still want more (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Do you wash the pants left on the floor?
That smell can't fester more (who needs all those pants?) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Way too many pants inside these drawers
Each one has fifty-four (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
That's too many pants for just one drawer
And you have eighty-four (who needs all those pants?) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Thinkin' of your pants, my head hurts more
Think I only have four (who needs all those pants?) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Feels like all the pants, yet you want more
Dropped thousands on those four (who needs all those pants?) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
You've got way too many drawers
Filled with way too many drawers (who needs all those pants?) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Don't know how you can afford
These umpteen-bazillion drawers (who needs all those pants?) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
People ask if you are sure (yeah-eah-eah)
If you wanna buy those drawers (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Bank accounts not overdrawn (yeah-eah-eah)
But you waste it all on drawers (who needs all those pants?) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Waiting for the day you're poor (yeah-eah, oh-oh yeah-eah) (who needs all those pants?) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
When you bought all the world's drawers (yeah-eah, oh-oh yeah-eah) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon

Three of ev'ry kind of pants they've made inside your closet
And yet somethin' is missin, anyone can spot it
Your underpants selection lacks, just have one of them
Threads, threads, threads

Need more underpants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Buy more underpants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Own six thousand pants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Yet no underpants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)?
Need more underpants (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
I'm so shocked at your sheer lack of drawers (really shocked)
Inside your many drawers (need more underpants) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
You've got, like, a trillion outside drawers
And yet no underdrawers (need more underpants) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Your skewed priorities leave me sore
Why don't you own more drawers (need more underpants) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
I will let you borrow my spare drawers
Cause I have plenty more (need more underpants)
Need more underpants
Way more underpants
You own all the pants
Who needs all those pants?
Bad enough, your pants
Yet your underpants
Are lackin', your pants
Are too many pants
Don't think I've ever said "pants" or "underpants" so often

There was one part of the vocals I didn't include, but I don't think anyone would really miss than one Autotuned yodel in the middle of the clusterfuck that is the overlaying vocals in the second chorus.

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