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Song Parodies -> "Wasted Like a Rockstar"

Original Song Title:

"Party Like a Rockstar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shop Boyz

Parody Song Title:

"Wasted Like a Rockstar"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "United State of Pop" self-challenge. Some of us just wanna be like the famous-type peoples on the telly. This guy kinda goes about it the wrong way, though. Enjoy!
Beer ('bout sixteen, I guess)
B-b-beer
B-b-beer
B-b-beer
W-w-way too much booze

(Beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar (wha?)
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rockstar (okay, ay)
Dr-dr-drank too much booze

I'm on a really stupid mission: to get wasted like a rockstar
I pound back 20 cans o' piss, so good, so far
Is this what rockstars do post-show, or is it more pre-show
Don't matter which, the point of this is to understand how life goes
For DUDES who make TUNES for a livin', I'm a fan of that
And I can't replicate the crowds of girls who love my arse
Nor can I play guitar, but gettin' real drunk, brah? (yuh, yuh)
CAN DO THAT LIKE A ROCKSTAR!

(Beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rockstar
C-c-cause they like booze
(Beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rockstar
A-a-and I like booze

HAAA! HAAA! Wasted like a rock star
I can't emulate other things like fancy cars, huh
(Yeah!) WHOOP, WHOOP! This is the plan, man
Poundin' shots then do a mad dance, hard as I can, man (whoops)
Need to pee, what would a star do in this case?
Piss on the bar, famous dudes get all the breaks (ev'ry break, think so)
Wanna be like a star (rockin' star)
Act like a douche and still get a Walk of Fame star

(Beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rockstar
Th-th-they endorse booze
(Beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rockstar (yo, yo, yo)
Th-th-thus I like booze

Celebs do more than drink booze, I know, but it's the only sort
Of thing stars are known for that I can do, you dork
Can't take a selfie with Bob Barker, no cash for charity
I cannot deal with crowds, let alone be an interviewee
Know it's a sad sight to see, me passed out on the ceramic
But fame, I'm jealous of it, I'm a fanatic
Of my fav'rite film boys, TV show guys too
The closest thing we have in common IS ALL THE BOOZE (it's sad but true)

(Beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rockstar
P-p-pathetic, dude
(Beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rockstar
Kn-kn-know it's not true

St-st-still chuggin' booze
(Beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rockstar
L-l-like a big tool
(Beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rock, wasted like a rockstar
(B-b-beer) Wasted like a rockstar
C-c-cause I'm a fool

This turned out surprisingly more depressing than I thought it was gonna be. Fine with me, the parody having more thought and substance than the original always makes me laugh.

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