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Song Parodies -> "Banned from Earth"

Original Song Title:

"That's My Girl"

Original Performer:

Fifth Harmony

Parody Song Title:

"Banned from Earth"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Aliens are coming from outer space to various alien things! Except this guy. He's not allowed. And he's a bit put out by this...
Banned from Earth

Yeah
I've been savin' for so long to make this trip to Earth, you know
But some kinda high-up council says I'm not allowed to go?
No reason, no reason (ooh-ah)
That I can see for those jerks
To forbid, to forbid (ooh-ah)
Me to touch down and land

Not been there before
I've not probed before
Sucked out brains before
As far as they know, as they know
This is all bullshit, it's politics, I don't get it
There's nothin' they've said since they put the boot on my best ship
Just because it has lasers, that doesn't mean I'm a shooter
You believe in me, this ain't right? I'm banned from Earth

Banned from Earth
Banned from Earth
Banned from Earth (shit)
Not explained what for
Banned from Earth
Banned from Earth
Banned from Earth

Banned from Earth
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Won't somebody say why in the galaxy I've been cut off (yeah)?
Went through all their stupid applications, had 'em all signed off
Not one fib, not one fib (ooh-ah)
Written on one page, those jerks
Can't reject, can't reject (ooh-ah)
But they did, it's just sad

"Flown a ship before?"
"Been to Earth before?"
"Stolen cows before?"
I put down all "no"'s, each one "no"
Evidence provin' that I'm completely bullshittin' (total bullshittin')
Well, coincident'lly, I've got a twin who's a villain (evil twin, that's the ticket)
Why do you even care if I've messed around with the tractor?
Not that I've done that, that's not right, I'm banned from Earth

Banned from Earth
Banned from Earth
Banned from Earth
Please explain, please explain, please explain what for (oh-oh)
Banned from Earth (oh-oh, oh-oh) (oh-oh-oh-oh-ah-ah-ooh)
Banned from Earth (oh-oh, oh-oh) (banned from Earth)
Banned from Earth

What do they care for
If I make some gore?
Humans can make more
I won't detail-bore, detail-bore (will make me throw up, so gross)
They're so damn picky about who gets to go visit
That dull, borin' planet with nothin' of much great int'rest (not a lot there of int'rest)
'Less it's causin' some horror, not that I approve, that's awful
Got nothin' on me, that ain't right, I'm banned from Earth

Banned from Earth
Banned from Earth
Banned from Earth
Won't explain, won't explain, won't explain what for (oh-oh)
Banned from Earth (oh-oh, oh-oh)
Banned from Earth (oh-oh, oh-oh)
Banned from Earth (banned from Earth, banned from Earth, banned from Earth)
No reason, no reason
No reason here to bar me from that planet
It's bullshit, so bullshit (it's bullshit)
Real bullshit, hate that "previous crime" box tick (oh-oh, oh-oh)
Banned from Earth (oh-oh, oh-oh)
Banned from Earth (oh-oh, oh-oh)
Banned from Earth

Banned from Earth
Banned from Earth
Banned from Earth (banned from Earth)
Banned from Earth (ooh-ooh-ooh)

That's government for you, always keeping the grey aliens down.

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