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Song Parodies -> "Aliens Love Cows"

Original Song Title:

"Who Can It Be Now?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Men at Work

Parody Song Title:

"Aliens Love Cows"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Of all the fictional concepts out there, aliens are one of the most flexible and variable I've seen, which I really like...so why does this trope keep popping up?
A common pa-art of alien lore
Next to probin' your basement door
It's somethi-in' they do late at night
They hover over to the nearest farm site
Turn on the tractor beam like so
And abduct a herd of cows, you know
Of all the tropes I've read, right
This one makes the least sense to my eyes

Aliens love co-ows
Love abductin' co-ows
But why is it co-ows?
Explain to me no-ow

Tried readin' u-up on alien lore
I've not found a decent reason for
This whole shtick, it took all da-a-ay
Found a fact that I shall now relay
It's a merge of two alien myths:
Abductin' folks and cow mutilation, ick
It's int'resti-in' trivia, but then
It's still dumb, not a hint of sense

Aliens love co-ows
Abductin' our co-ows
Why do they love co-ows?
Explain that crap no-ow

Do aliens have a fondness for stea-eak?
Are cows a pet species?
Are cows needed for those freaks to bree-eed?
These are just my theories
Ee-yeah-eah

Oh-oh-oh, aliens love co-ows
Love to abduct co-ows
Got a thing for co-ows
It makes no sense no-o-o-ow
Oh-oh-oh
Do they probe the cows?
Oh-wee-eh-ee-oh
I'm thinkin' and failin'
Oh-oh-oh
Why do they nee-eed co-ows?
Oh-wee-eh-ee-oh (yeah, yeah, yeah)

One thing I do know: the mission based on this trope in Majora's Mask was creepy as hell and a pain in the hole.

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Jonathan - May 11, 2016 - Report this comment
one thing about aliens... they sure ain't no vegans... 5's
Peter Andersson - May 12, 2016 - Report this comment
From up above it probably looks like cows are the dominant spieces of the planet. They lesiure around in green pastures all day. Human's cater to all their needs and build houses for them. Etc. Etc.

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