-> "Hollow Fruit"
Original Song Title:
"Follow You"
Parody Song Title:
"Hollow Fruit"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Overnight, somebody got a hold of what I've
Been growin' there for weeks, my healthy snacks, gone 'bye
Takin' those, takin' those oranges 'fore I could slice
But I can tell you're thinkin' I'm not right
Lookin' right over my shoulder to a field intact
Dude, I had the same sight 'til I took that first bite
I have hollow fruit all 'round my fields, it really blows
When hollow fruit is found, my gut feels cut low
Can't make a fresh pie now nor throw one at that douche
Who gave me hollow fruit
Really doubt that they got in done in one night
'Cause ev'rything looked spotless 'til that fateful bite
Had to know, had to know where my cam'ras point, that's right
Then how to turn 'em off as they snuck by
To take all my grapes and apples to replace with mad
Arts and crafts, they looked nice, doesn't make it not crime
I have hollow fruit all 'round my fields, it really blows
Hate hollow fruit when found and not for a joke
All that work for stuff found in any shop gone to
Why make that hollow fruit?
La-da-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da-da, you gave me hollow fruit
La-da-da-da-da-da, it's leavin' me confused
Why make that hollow fruit?
You could've done with plastic fruit or plush ones
Why give me real skin filled with air, bud?
Just feels so inefficient, inefficient, it's true
And more steps means more chances for some clues
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D-nn-duh-d-nn-duh-nn-duh-nn-duh-nn-duh-nn-duh-nn-duh-nn (best to save on clues)
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I had hollow fruit all 'round my fields, it really blows (hate hollow fruit)
That hollow fruit is now gonna make you known
Yes, you'll be known around as someone with no clue (hate hollow fruit)
Dumbass with hollow fruit
La-da-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da-da, you made some hollow fruit
La-da-da-da-da-da, and that's how we'll catch you
Dumbass with hollow fruit
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