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Song Parodies -> "Wore Through the Toe"

Original Song Title:

"More Than You Know"

Original Performer:

Axwell Λ Ingrosso

Parody Song Title:

"Wore Through the Toe"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

There's a hole in my left sock, goddamnit, goddamnit, there's a hole in my left sock, goddamnit, a hole.
Can't believe that I've done it again
Yeah, wore through the toe, yeah, wore through the toe
Think I just got lazy, my best guess
Yeah, wore through the toe, yeah, wore through the toe

I saw it coming from miles away
Not like I've had these socks for a couple of days
A couple decades, a closer fit
Swear that my feet still fit in them, true
But my toe is now on show and that just won't do
Not a good look, mate, when it won't fit

Not the first time that I've gone through this
Yeah, wore through the toe, yeah, wore through the toe
My socks are degrading pretty quick
Yeah, wore through the toe, yeah, wore through the toe
This sucks
This sucks

One sock's still perfect and at my core
That's the worst part, I hate unevenness for sure
Completely bogus that just one ripped, yeah
Could blame my toenails except, you see
No, wait, there's nothing else, plain why my toe's now free
I'm kinda hopeless keeping them trimmed (rarely trimmed)
They keep getting longer, even when I try
It's never clean and nice
So easy to catch on any cloth it finds
And my sock was close by

Can't remember if I heard the rip
Yeah, wore through the toe, yeah, wore through the toe
Just know I was crazy mad at best
Yeah, wore through the toe, yeah, wore through the toe
Yeah, wore through the toe, yeah, wore through the toe
Yeah, wore through the toe, yeah, wore through the toe
Yeah, wore through the toe, yeah, wore through the toe
Yeah, wore through the toe, yeah, wore through the toe
This sucks

I can't stitch or sew or even knit
Yeah, wore through the toe, yeah, wore through the toe
So there is no "maybe", can't be fixed
Yeah, wore through the toe, yeah, wore through the toe

I did wear a hole in one of my socks recently, just not the toe. I had a pair of Yoshi egg print socks that I wore the heel out of (stupid crusty heels). Couldn't get it fixed, so that one got binned and the other is now a scarf for one of plush Yoshis (the blue one, obviously - dude's chilly).

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