-> "Damn Mouse"
Original Song Title:
"Our House"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Damn Mouse"
The Lyrics
Tryna get rid of this pest
That's my task, I've tried my best
But he just kicks my derriere
Audience won't root for me (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Though I'm tryna earn my keep
By killing that mouse
Damn mouse, like I'm Tom and he's Jerry
Damn mouse, eating all the food up
That mouse wrecks up the house
His antics are quite maddening
I wish I could rub him out
He's a brain-endowed mouse
Setting lots of traps around
Always knocking me right out
Damn mouse, how'd he rig the door with ease?
Damn mouse, a fuzzy MacGyver
Damn mouse, failure of a cat, you see
Damn mouse (in this story why is it I'm the villain of it?)
His damage ain't minor
Man, that mouse is such a jerk
Irons to the face really hurt
He's kind of a giant tool
Ev'ry now and then I win (ah-ah-ah-ah)
But a few days later he kicks
My ass again
Damn mouse, I know that he has to eat
Damn mouse, this is going too far
This mouse is so damn violent, you'd think that by now I'd be dead
But when I try to pay back in kind, I'm the bad guy
And that can't be right
My job's to make him go away but when he sets me ablaze
That's supposed to be comedic genius?
I'm speechless
This rodent is still a pest
In the wall, he's made his nest
Always escaping by a hair
My eye twitches when he squeaks
I'd kick him into next week
But he knocks me down
Damn mouse, makes a mockery of me
Damn mouse, my nine lives, I've only three
Damn mouse, he's not cute, least not to me
Damn mouse, neither to my owner
Damn mouse, threw him out into the street
Damn mouse, he crawled back effortlessly
Damn mouse, we moved to a new city
Damn mouse, stowaway he chose to be
Damn mouse, can't you just leave us in peace?
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