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Neon Trees

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Can it be again?
They thought the Great War was at an end
And left their species at peace, guess the Predacons just bided time
Now we're here again
A ragtag Maximal crew up against
The claws and mandibles of just the biggest braggart thieves alive
This fur coat suits them right

Oh, oh, it's the Beast Wars
Oh, oh, there's energon galore
Too much, might shut 'em down, not right
Oh, oh, it's the Beast Wars
Oh, oh, protect the inner core
By the organic sort of disguise, not a truck, that's right

There's an Optimus
Not "Prime", it's "Primal", get fans all pissed
But he has character that has more room to shine
Thanks to the CGI
Impressive for the time
Still holds up well now
The budget took a bite, it's true
Preds, Maximals, just five to use

Oh, oh, it's the Beast Wars
Oh, oh, strong writin' at the core
Drama, fights, chuckles, all done right
Oh, oh, it's the Beast Wars
Oh, oh, I doubt that you'll be bored
Of that, I'm really sure
Go on, try it, there's lots to like

Punch, punch, delicious violence (whoa-oh)
Hush, hush, drama makes silence (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Much better than the mess
Of that old 80's camp
Whoa, I went there, that's right
Not the sole one, right

Rattrap is a dick (heart-of-gold-type dick)
Rhinox is the shit

Oh, oh, it's the Beast Wars
Oh, oh, sometimes wish there was more
But a tight three seasons? That's fine
Oh, oh, it's the Beast Wars
Oh, oh, great toys too, I want more
Won't let it be ignored
Stand by my statements
Megatron's the best (oh, oh-oh)
Waspinator's shtick (oh, oh-oh)
And the theme is sick (oh, oh-oh)
Pressed rewind sev'ral times tonight
Oh, oh, it's the Beast Wars
Oh, oh, next movie will crib lore
Hopin' it's not a bore
But my like of the show won't die

Seriously, Rise of the Beasts better not suck.

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