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Song Parodies -> "Brights On"

Original Song Title:

"Lights On"

Original Performer:

Katy B

Parody Song Title:

"Brights On"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

This is another thing that irritates me while driving, along with people who don't indicate in time and waiting for a freight train to pass: people who drive right up your arse at night with their brights on. Hence, this parody. Enjoy!
Blinding me when you have your brights on

Driving at night, you need your brights on
(Need your brights on)
But buddy, you are doing it wrong
Me you are blinding with your brights on
(With your brights on)
So just back off or turn your brights off

I'm in the back streets, I'm just tryin' to drive to that KFC
Doing fine before, and then this utter git comes up behind me
Brights shine in my mirror, rear and side, now I cannot see
So bright I can see the shadow of my car in front of me
(Piss off!)
It could make me lose control
Send my car into a roll
Then I'd block the street, then you'd be blocked by me
Rude man, just turn the lights off
Well, just down so you can see stuff
Need to use my eyes so I don't have a big accident

See, I don't care if you're proud of your Camaro
I know brights help you see, but you're way too friggin' close
See, when I can see my shadow
On that fence across the road
That is when you need to turn your lights down, don't you know
Yeah

Driving at night, you need your brights, though
(Need your brights, though)
But keep your distance, don't be too close
Really distracting, need it, I don't
(Need it, I don't)
So please don't blind me with your brights, dope

If you're that close, then turn your brights off
(Turn your brights off)
That flash might make me suddenly stop
I don't need morons with their brights on
(With their brights on)
Burning my eyeballs, turn your brights off

If you can't tell, I am angry
Well that fact is no duh
And when your car is the same height as my
Rear view mirror
That's when I swear the loudest, like
An angry gamer nerd
I notice you're not moving, are you a sadistic jerk?

See, I'm trying to drive here, you're not helping, nope
Don't you dare honk your horn because I'm driving too slow
This is all your fault, you moron
Are those spotlights on your car?
I think you are overcompensating for the dark
Yeah

Should not be driving with your brights on
(With your brights on)
This late at night and this damn close, son
Don't hate me if I'm flipping you off
(Flipping you off)
It's 'cause you've got your blinding brights on

Damn, do you always have your brights on?
(Have your brights on?)
During the day that's just a waste, son
At night, makes sense to have your brights on
(Have your brights on)
But not when they're blinding some poor sod

Please back off, you're too close to me
Surprised we're not touching bumpers, no touchy
I cannot see with your brights blindin' me
Won't you let me go to KFC?
Should not see the shadow of
My car on the fence that's across
The road, that's a no-no, you can't rage, though, when I drive slow, that's on you, bro
Indicate now, then just go

Dude, change your lane or turn your brights off
(Turn your brights off)
It would be better if you pissed off
I won't be blinded by your brights, son
(By your brights, son)
And you could move faster, so piss off

Just turn your brights off
Or just move on (or just move on)
Piss off (you can piss off)
I can't keep driving with your brights on
(Blinding me you, clod)
Might do more than flip you off
Use my shotgun
Whenever this happens, my brother stops being his usual kinda-dickish-but-still-amiable self and goes right into Angry Video Game Nerd levels of rage. It's a bit scary, to be honest.

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