-> "Indicate, Please"
Original Song Title:
"Call Me Maybe"
Parody Song Title:
"Indicate, Please"
The Lyrics
It's like a circle of hell
The way you drive isn't well
I'm kinda pissed, can't you tell
Don't say you're on P's, mate
I keep my eyes peeled for this
The indicator, it ticks
But something was quite amiss
When you were changing lanes
Your car was movin'
Without indicatin'
That is so frustratin'
Do you want to crash now, buddy?
Hey, I just met you
But now I'm angry
You've indicators
So use 'em, maybe
You veered left to right
Quite suddenly
You're quite the moron
Just indicate, please
Hey, what you did there
Yeah, that was crazy
You've indicators
So use 'em, maybe
The little button's there
It's quite easy
I can't forgive this
So indicate, please!
You have the brains of a trout
Last-second tick doesn't count
You start before you turn out
Not half way between lanes
I tell you off with a beep
Flip the finger at me
Not original, I've seen it
Many times this day
There's lots of eejits
Who get me frustrated
By not indicatin'
When the cops come, they'll be sorry
May have just met you
But I'm still angry
You've indicators
So use 'em, maybe
Do you have the mind
Of old goat-cheese?
Shouldn't be too hard
To indicate, please
You did it again
What are you, crazy
You've indicators
So use 'em, maybe
Turn on the orange light
Before turning
It is quite simple
So indicate, please
You didn't blink your orange light
You need to use that
You need to use that
You need to use, use that
Supposed to blink your orange light
You need to do that
Why don't you know that
Your timing is real bad
What is your goal here
Crash into me?
This isn't hard, bro
Just indicate, please
Just turn it on, dude
Then change lanes slowly
That's what they're there for
So use 'em, maybe
They're early warning signs
Compulsory
Stop being stupid
And indicate, please
Before you turn, you blink the light
You didn't do that
You're meant to do that
I guess you're just a prat
You're meant to blink your orange light
You can't ignore that
Not optional, man
So indicate, please
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