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Song Parodies -> "Me and Some Guy Named Steve"

Original Song Title:

"Me and Bobby McGee"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Janis Joplin

Parody Song Title:

"Me and Some Guy Named Steve"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Ever wake up after a drunken bender in the middle of nowhere with some random asshole? Well, this dude has.
Just woke up, I've got no clue, just where is this place?
There's no landmarks here I recognise, oh geez
Try to have a look around, but that hurts my brai-ain
And so I trip on this prat next to me
He's passed out flat on his face, he's wearin' duck pyjamas
I ain't got much on 'cept my undies blue, yeah-eah
Swear he's not a friend of mine, though maybe after all that wine
Might've slurred he was my buddy true

I've never seen a mess like this after a night of booze
Somethin's up here, somethin's up from what I see-ee-ee, oh no
I look for my pal's I.D., see-ee if I know this du-ude
His name isn't ringin' any bells for me
So I'm stuck here, me and some asshole named Steve

I would retrace my steps, bu-ut my brain's kinda made of fuzz
Yeah, really wish booze didn't make me bold
Cause I see my car's cra-ashed and my mouth's tastin' like butt
Yeah, really hopin' that's a metapho-or
My brain's clearin' a little mo-ore, but not enough to sa-ay
That awakin' Stevey up is a real good i-idea
I don't trust his moustache, already made too many damn mista-akes
I don't wanna push that shitty luck of mine

I've rummaged through both of our pants, but I have found no clues
Somethin' about this smells really fishy-y-y, yeah
Cause I swear I've seen his face befo-ore, maybe on the ne-ews
I hope he won't make headlines outta me, mmm-mmm
Hopin' it's just me and some no-name named Steve, yeah

La-da-da, la-da-da-da, la-da-da, da-da-da-a
La-da-da la la-la-da some guy named Steve, yeah
La da-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
La da-da la-la la some guy named Steve, yeah-eah
La da-da, la-da-la-la la-da-la-na-na, la-da-na-la, na-na-la-na-la
I know nothin' 'bout this moron named Ste-eve, yeah-eah
No-na-no-na-na-no-na-na, no-na-na-no-na-na-no-na-na-no-na-na-no-na-na
How'd I end up with this no-name named Ste-e-eve? Yeah-eah

I hear somebody comin', milit'ry ma-an
I hope he won't start a-gunnin', Steve's awakin', crap, he's all:
"What's this commoner done with Dictator Ste-eve?" Yeah-eah
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I drunk with Dictator Ste-eve, lo-o-o-o-ord

Yeah-ha
Whoo!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Drunk mates with Dictator Ste-eve, yeah-eah

Ever wake up after a drunken bender in the middle of nowhere with some random asshole who turns out to be a foreign dictator inexplicably named Steve? Well, this dude has. Best part was that the official reason for his pardon was "Thish guy can can *belch* drink a beer while *hic* HALF-NAKED up a lightpole like NO OTHERRRRRRrrrr *flop*"

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