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Song Parodies -> "Free That Night"

Original Song Title:

"Be Alright"

Original Performer:

Ariana Grande

Parody Song Title:

"Free That Night"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

"I looked forward in time, I saw 14,000,605 futures." "In how many of those do our schedules sync up so we can play D&D?" "One."
Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-ah-ah
Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Say, it's not good

We'll slice mad foes
At least we want to, but travel
Won't align for all folks
Sick of this campaign prolonging
But I'm not free that night

He-e-ey
Sorry, not free that night
Oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah, oh yeah-eah-eah
Sucks, I'm not free that night

Really want to go
To a new level, we're so close
But I've got a shift that won't end 'til nine
It sucks a whole lot, but I'm just not free that night
Least I let you know
Well in advance, three days to go
Hate to pull that "suddenly cancelled" shite
I don't like it, still, I'm not free that night

Hey, hey (he-e-ey)
Fact is: not free that night (hey-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah, he-e-ey
Sorry, not free that night

It's so bogus
We can't meet up, plot starts slowin'
Recap last time, don't know it
I hate to be a total pain
But I'm not free that night

He-e-ey
Sorry, not free that night, boys (yeah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah, oh yeah-eah-eah
Sucks, I'm not free that night

And don't you dare go
"I'll just play you!" I say "Hell no!"
You don't know the workin's of my orc's mind
I need to be there, but I'm just not free that night (oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah-eah)
Done before, I know
This time is diff'rent, 'fraid it's so
Pretty sure we're startin' my storyline
Can't skip by it 'cause I'm not free that night (ooh-ooh-ooh)

He-e-ey
Fact is: not free that night (ooh-ooh, sorry, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah, oh yeah-eah-eah
Sorry, not free that night
I'm just not free that night, ay-ay-ay-ee-ay, ay-ay-ay
It's not good

In my own experience, TBF, we've only canned D&D when more than one person can't show. If it's just one (like if my Dad's on holiday, or someone else is sick) then the DM plays their character.

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