-> "Big Guns"
Original Song Title:
"No One"
Parody Song Title:
"Big Guns"
The Lyrics
Ev'rybody kno-ows
That I'm a fan of shoo-oote-e-ers
Not the ge-enre-oo-e-e-e-oo-e-e
Squeezin' the physical trigge-er
Itchy trigger finge-er
That's what I've got, ri-ight
Cause I love my guns
Too impatient to use the-e si-ight
But there i-is one thi-ing
That some fo-olks tend to fi-ind
I-is my pref-e-rance for my guns to be supe-ersi-ized
Big guns, big guns, big gu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uns
Each day I'll be blastin' and reloa-oadi-in'
Big guns, big guns, big gu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uns
Sorry in advance if I miss and shoot you-ou-ou-ou, you-ou-ou, you-ou-ou-ou
Get shot in the arse, I'm too eager to shoo-oo-oot
Bullet casings rainin' do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-own
Cause I saw a pigeo-eon
Should've only shot one rou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound
But I love the feeli-in'
Of squeezin' that trigge-er
Watchin' bullets fly-y
All manner of guns
Snipers and double pisto-ols, ri-ight
Shots I'm no-ot walki-in', don't care i-if I hit ri-ight
A-all I care 'bou-out is shootin' things all day and a-all ni-ight
Big guns, big guns, big gu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uns
Home's so full of holes from all my shoo-ooti-in'
Big guns, big guns, big gu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uns
Walls got in the way, now I've got a nice view-iew-iew-iew, view-iew-iew, view-iew-iew-iew
Those holes in the bog door should be sealed
You'd ho-ope that my huge-ass gun horde
I'd hi-ide, keep 'em out of my hands
But no-o, should know that I am a dumbshite, brains like old pee-eels
Need to have four or five weapons on hand in case of stu-u-uff
Big guns, big gu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uns
Can't compensate for my tiny pe-eni-is
Big guns, big guns, big gu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uns
Did that just slip out, I didn't mean it, du-u-u-ude
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ho-oh-ho-oh-ho-oh-ho-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ho-oh-ho-oh-ho-oh-ho-oh-oh
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