-> "Wall-Crawl All Day"
Original Song Title:
"One Call Away"
Parody Song Title:
"Wall-Crawl All Day"
The Lyrics
I'd love to wall-crawl all day
Limited to just one plane?
Tell ya, that's what I'm callin' lame
I'd love to wall-crawl all day
Sticky hands or feet, I don't care which
As long as I can head up the walls, the walls, the walls
When the crowded hall won't budge an inch
Rest can take it slow but they'll be below
I'd love to wall-crawl all day
Walkin' on the ground's so lame
Rather dance upon window panes
I'd love to wall-crawl all day
Lifts are slow and I'm no fan of stairs
So this power's great for me, no flaws, no flaws, no flaws
Sure, it may cause folks to stop and stare
But unless they start to throw rocks, I'm fine, ay
Shortest length between two points? A straight line
Hate to cut time close so up the wall, I'd go
I'd love to wall-crawl all day
No knack for parkour, must say
I'd much rather skip all that pain
I'd love to wall-crawl all day
Think that I'll be super? Wrong
It's just a cheat, hate long walks
I'm no Avenger, I'm not that strong or quick
Do you think anyone who longs to fly wants all that harm?
I'd love to wall-crawl all day
Easy awkwardness escape
Walk out that window, stroll away
I'd love to crawl, I'd love to wall-crawl all day
Wonder how one gets that way?
I'll just sample these potions, 'kay?
I'd love to wall-crawl all day
I'd love to wall-crawl all day
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