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Song Parodies -> "The Rays"

Original Song Title:

"The Days"

Original Performer:

Avicii

Parody Song Title:

"The Rays"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Why is it that mysterious energy rays will always accidentally give you superpowers, but when you try to get them on purpose, it never works?
Damn, I'm still me, wish that I could grow
A brand new arm or some hidden gill folds
Took a full blast, it still did nothin' to me
What does a guy gotta do to be a freak?

Weak frame must change and so I found
A machine which has this switch that I slam on down
But all these settin's still have not made me that much better
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

These are the rays I've been waitin' for
Cause rays like these should switch up my form
Keep 'em comin' cause I'm not done yet
These are the rays, not workin' yet
These are the rays, not done shit yet
These are the rays I've been waitin' for
Gammas should change me, be reborn, got 'em
Blastin' constantly right through my pecs
These are the rays, not workin' yet
These are the rays, not done shit yet

Still no tail in sight, no third eye now
No clonin'-through-slime-boys, no psionic jowls
Ev'ry single scene of mad science shite
Lied to me, this is a big waste of

Time, dude, I fume, should've been out
Of this lab, see, showin' my warped self all around town
Keep pressin' buttons, become a new me altogether
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

These are the rays I've been waitin' for
Seen rays like these in old films and more
Should be warpin' my dumb human flesh
These are the rays, not workin' yet
These are the rays, not done shit yet
These are the rays I've been waitin' for
Cause of my body, I'm real bored, to be
Normal's so dull now, want seven legs
These are the rays, not workin' yet
These are the rays, they've not done shit yet

Sure these should be the rays (should be the rays)?
I hope these are the rays (hope they're the rays), ooh-ooh-ooh

Step two: irradiate every known animal then get it to bite me.

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