Carved up with a knife because you tried to have a night-time quickie, oy
Not your fault, it's 'cause of a man you can't face since you'll die quickly, hey
Cute little boy that had drowned at Camp Crystal Lake, nobody had cared
'Bout his poor situation, they just wanted tail, now his murder rate is way off the scale

On a slasher killer spree since the early 80's
Don't try, don't try to defeat him (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
He will slice your ass in two with zero pause, it's true
You'll die (you'll die), you'll die (you'll die)
Only mayhem and pain (chichichi, hahaha, chichichi, hahaha)
Just mayhem and pain (chichichi, hahaha, chichichi, hahaha)
Just mayhem and pain (chichichi, hahaha, chichichi, haha), a monster in a mask, hey

Pretty hard to stop him when he's off on a new killin' mission, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ey-ey, hey
Whether in Manhattan or in Hell, you'll never quell the rage, more than a small incision
Dude would much rather be left all alone, that's right, ha-ah-ah, ey-ee-ey
But dudes love to go back to that damn camp all the time because otherwise there's no plot to find

And who would want to see a slasher-type movie
Where guys think twice, make decisions (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
That aren't stupid? True, so let's go bug the dude
Who'll slice (who'll slice) your hide (your hide)
Only mayhem and pain (chichichi, hahaha, chichichi, hahaha)
Just mayhem and pain (chichichi, hahaha, chichichi, hahaha)
Just mayhem and pain (chichichi, hahaha, chichichi, haha), a monster in a mask, buddy

Sure, he kills so viciously but I have sympathy
Poor guy, he died thanks to dipshits (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
And if you just let him brood, your guts will stay in you
Won't die (won't die), won't die (won't die)
From his mayhem and pain (chichichi, hahaha, chichichi, hahaha)
His mayhem and pain (chichichi, hahaha, chichichi, hahaha)
His mayhem and pain (chichichi, hahaha, chichichi, hahaha)
His mayhem and pain (chichichi, hahaha, chichichi, haha), a monster in a mask, hey
Goalie-type mask, buddy
Monster in a mask, hey