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Song Parodies -> "How To Juggle"

Original Song Title:

"Harlem Shuffle"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"How To Juggle"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A simple song about a man who just wants to juggle. Enjoy!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, woo!

I've gotten lots of tips
Yeah, bunch of books on my shelf
But I can't get it right
Yeah, just make the balls fly
I've tried to juggle slo-ow
But the ba-alls always fa-all
I look like an ass
Can't do it, crap

I know you find it funny
Cause I look like a fool
But I don't see the big joke
In failin' ev'ry go
Just help me, buddy-y, come on, buddy
Can't you see how I fro-own?
All that I want is to know how to juggle, huh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't know how to juggle
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure wish I could juggle

O-ow, uh-huh-uh

Damn, I'm so damn clumsy
Balls on the floo-oor (whoo)
No, no, no, think I screwed up step fou-our
Don't stand there, bu-uddy (oh, like a dummy)
I know it's no huge pli-ight
But I, I, I
Wanna get this ri-ight

Yeah, yeah, yeah, wanna learn to juggle (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I just can't juggle
It's a dream of mi-i-ine
Yeah, yeah, yeah, why do you stand there, buddy?
You laugh and laugh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a big arsehole, buddy, whoo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, do so long to juggle
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the balls, I fumble
Yeah, I'm this close to quittin' no-o-ow
Yeah, yeah, yeah, (woo!) but I will still juggle
B-because you, my friend, I wanna spite
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gonna learn to juggle

Yeah, you tell that asshole.

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