-> "I Don't Want Bananas"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Home Alabama"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Want Bananas"
The Lyrics
So hungry
Want some chow
Food i-is what I'm yearnin'
So starvin', I'll eat anythin'
Well, there is one kind of food, man
That I just can't stand the slightest bit
It always makes me sick, yes
Damn, of all the foods that you could offer (ooh-ooh-ooh)
The same one each ti-ime, cut it out (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Not hard for menus to be altered (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I've made it clear I don't want this now, write this down
I don't want bananas
They're just gross to me, dude
I don't want bananas
Taste and texture's all askew
Ev'ry time I complain of hunger (you, you, you)
You give bananas to me, dude
I wish sometimes you would offer me
Grapes or pears, some other fruit
Why won't you?
I don't want bananas
They're ugly tubes of goo
I don't want bananas, oh yeah
So I'm throwin' them at you
So sick of these bananas
Aah-aah-aah
Hate bananas
Aah-aah-aah
Hate bananas
Aah-aah-aah
Hate bananas
Aah-aah-aah
Hate bananas
Now you may think I'm off my rocker (ooh-ooh-ooh)
"But "eat bananas" is just what you do (what you do) (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Well, that and throwin' your dung" (ooh-ooh-ooh)
And I'll throw that dung fair square at you
I'm not happy, dude
I don't want bananas
I'll just fling them at you
I don't want bananas
That's stereotypin', dude
I don't want bananas, they're just so mushy
Peels are a hazard, too, don't want that, do you?
I don't want bananas, buddy
I'm a picky monkey, true (woo, woo)
Yeah, yeah
Who says monkeys don't have standards?
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